IRISH BULL Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 My wife mistakenly left a Sharpie permanent marker on our kitchen table. Well my 3 yoa daughter found it and proceeded to make the kitchen table her art canvass. The only thing that seemed to take it off was the Mr.Clean Magic Erasure. But it dulled the top of the table. My question is, can I get some sort of wood polish to bring back the shine. I'm trying to avoid having to strip the top of the table and reseal it. Quote
Fluid__ Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 my boy did the same to our coffee table. Quote
[-VR-] Tool_Minion Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 Alot of people choose to use a lubricant whilst polishing their wood, but I have found the dry hand works best. Oops, replied to the title........ :-[ Quote
GOAT Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 I've heard too much polishing of the old wood can make you go blind... Quote
SnowBud Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 Came here to see a masturbation reference leaving satisfied Quote
[-VR-] Tool_Minion Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 Goat ]I've heard too much polishing of the old wood can make you go blind... This is a misnomer. I have extensive experience. Quote
[SoW] Lucky_Saint- Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 IRISH BULL ]My wife mistakenly left a Sharpie permanent marker on our kitchen table. Well my 3 yoa daughter found it and proceeded to make the kitchen table her art canvass. The only thing that seemed to take it off was the Mr.Clean Magic Erasure. But it dulled the top of the table. My question is, can I get some sort of wood polish to bring back the shine. I'm trying to avoid having to strip the top of the table and reseal it. go to home depot theyll hook you up i dont know wut kind of wood your table is im guessing its a hard wood though? Quote
Fluid__ Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 he said "hard" lol Irish your thread is getting funnier and funnier with every reply Quote
Outlaw__Rebel Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 Try some Dark Old English. That should fix it. If that doesn't work sometimes I just get the color of stain and go over the top. Not sanding or anything. Even sometimes after you get it striped and refinished it's still not 100 percent right. But the Old English should work I live off of the stuff. Quote
IRISH BULL Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Posted November 17, 2009 Fluid__ ]he said "hard" lol Irish your thread is getting funnier and funnier with every reply I know, right?! lol But thanks, I think I can consider myself an expert on the "other" polishing of wood. So I don't need advice there. LuckyS_T_A_R_S ]go to home depot they'll hook you up i don't know wut kind of wood your table is I'm guessing its a hard wood though? I hoping someone actually can direct me to the right product, if one exist. MarauderHD ]Try some Dark Old English. That should fix it. If that doesn't work sometimes I just get the color of stain and go over the top. Not sanding or anything. Even sometimes after you get it striped and refinished it's still not 100 percent right. But the Old English should work I live off of the stuff. That's more of a polish and not like Pledge, right? Quote
GOAT Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 I wouldn't use an Old English to polish your wood... he's going to want a return favor.. or a hard to reach around.. he'll keep buggering you. Quote
[-VR-] Tool_Minion Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 Goat ]I wouldn't use an Old English to polish your wood... he's going to want a return favor.. or a hard to reach around.. he'll keep buggering you. Filthy bugger.........sorry Irish, but you brought this on yourself. Quote
Outlaw__Rebel Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 No it's a lite stain. If you want to use stain you can too. They sell stain with polyurethane mixed in the stain that works wonders. Then you really wouldn't have sand it or anything. I take a piece of foam and work it in rather then a brush because a brush leaves streaks. Old English is always a quick fix though. 90% of the time I use Old English. If something is really messed up I'll go the staining route. I own a furniture store BTW. Quote
[SoW] Lucky_Saint- Posted November 17, 2009 Report Posted November 17, 2009 IRISH BULL ] Fluid__ ]he said "hard" lol Irish your thread is getting funnier and funnier with every reply I know, right?! lol But thanks, I think I can consider myself an expert on the "other" polishing of wood. So I don't need advice there. LuckyS_T_A_R_S ]go to home depot they'll hook you up i don't know wut kind of wood your table is I'm guessing its a hard wood though? I hoping someone actually can direct me to the right product, if one exist. MarauderHD ]Try some Dark Old English. That should fix it. If that doesn't work sometimes I just get the color of stain and go over the top. Not sanding or anything. Even sometimes after you get it striped and refinished it's still not 100 percent right. But the Old English should work I live off of the stuff. That's more of a polish and not like Pledge, right? just go to home depot go to the wood section tell them what kind of wood you have what the problem is theyll give 2-3 recommended products and youll be on your way 20 min tops and have a fixed table in about 40 min Quote
Directors V1P3R_1 Posted November 17, 2009 Directors Report Directors Posted November 17, 2009 Goat ]I've heard too much polishing of the old wood can make you go blind... See? I had soooooo many jokes when I first came in here...then I thought it would be in poor taste. Leave it to Goat to go in for the kill. Quote
IRISH BULL Posted November 17, 2009 Author Report Posted November 17, 2009 MarauderHD ]No it's a lite stain. If you want to use stain you can too. They sell stain with polyurethane mixed in the stain that works wonders. Then you really wouldn't have sand it or anything. I take a piece of foam and work it in rather then a brush because a brush leaves streaks. Old English is always a quick fix though. 90% of the time I use Old English. If something is really messed up I'll go the staining route. I own a furniture store BTW. Oh crap, I forgot. I should have just PM'd you to begin with. It would have avoided all the masturbation innuendo's. ;D Quote
BigMoneyNacku Posted November 18, 2009 Report Staff Posted November 18, 2009 DO NOT go off recommendations from Home Depot employees. Like HD said Old English works well. Bees wax also works VERY well. It won't add any color to your piece, it will just refurbish the original luster. Quote
[SoW] Lucky_Saint- Posted November 18, 2009 Report Posted November 18, 2009 BigMoneyNacku ]DO NOT go off recommendations from Home Depot employees. Like HD said Old English works well. Bees wax also works VERY well. It won't add any color to your piece, it will just refurbish the original luster. lol just depends on who you ask those teenagers goofin off in the back with the wood dont ask them Quote
GOAT Posted November 18, 2009 Report Posted November 18, 2009 Those teenagers goofing off with wood work for the Rifleman.... Quote
(RPD)I--_ASSAULT_--I Posted November 18, 2009 Report Posted November 18, 2009 Lmao, the poor guys trying to get some help and everyone busting his balls... Quote
BigMoneyNacku Posted November 18, 2009 Report Staff Posted November 18, 2009 LuckyS_T_A_R_S ] BigMoneyNacku ]DO NOT go off recommendations from Home Depot employees. Like HD said Old English works well. Bees wax also works VERY well. It won't add any color to your piece, it will just refurbish the original luster. lol just depends on who you ask those teenagers goofin off in the back with the wood dont ask them If you really believe that HD employees know what they are talking about, I feel for ya. Most of the trade professionals HD hires usually leave in their first year. That means most of the ones left are people who went through the HD training, which is very inadequate. Especially since they are cross trained for all 2000 products they carry. Home Depot is full of misinformation and poor craftsmanship. I've been in this industry for almost 20 years and know what I'm talking about. Quote
[-VR-] Tool_Minion Posted November 18, 2009 Report Posted November 18, 2009 BigMoneyNacku ]LuckyS_T_A_R_S ] BigMoneyNacku ]DO NOT go off recommendations from Home Depot employees. Like HD said Old English works well. Bees wax also works VERY well. It won't add any color to your piece, it will just refurbish the original luster. lol just depends on who you ask those teenagers goofin off in the back with the wood dont ask them If you really believe that HD employees know what they are talking about, I feel for ya. Most of the trade professionals HD hires usually leave in their first year. That means most of the ones left are people who went through the HD training, which is very inadequate. Especially since they are cross trained for all 2000 products they carry. Home Depot is full of misinformation and poor craftsmanship. I've been in this industry for almost 20 years and know what I'm talking about. Besides, he has Pedo bear humping The Karate Kid. That right there lends to his authenticity. Quote
Outlaw__Rebel Posted November 18, 2009 Report Posted November 18, 2009 He's talking about Marauder HD... You should see the foxes I hire. Quote
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