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Three men died on chrismas eve....

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and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season,"St. Peter said,"you must each possess something tht symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The First man fumbled through his pickets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle." he said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said "theyre bells"

St. Peter said,"you may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied,

"These are Carol's."

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