A Cajun walks into a bar,

[GOAT]

 

A Cajun walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the surprised crowd of patrons.

 

He stands on his bar stool and says “I’ll make all of you a deal, I’ll open tis here allimagators mouth and put ma manhood inside. Den tis der allimagator will close his mouth der. After bout one minute he’ll open his mouth and I’ll take out my unit not a scratch be on it.

You all der each of you will be buying me a drink for gazing yre eyes upon dis der spectacle.â€

 

The crowd murmured and approved.

 

The Cajun stoop up on the stool, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth, as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the Cajun grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on top of it’s head. The alligator opened his mouth and the Cajun removed his packaged unscathed as promised.

 

The crowd cheered and the drinks started coming. After a while the Cajun stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay any of you der $100 if you willing to give it a try!â€

A hush went over the crowd,. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blond woman timidly spoke up…………..

 

“Ill try it; Just don’t hit me so hard with the beer bottle. Ok?â€

 

[Guest KingJunk]

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[Red0ctobeR]

HA HA blondes are fun.