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Womens love poem/ Mens love poem


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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

> > Before I lay me down to sleep,

> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

>

> > One who's handsome, smart and strong.

> >

> > One who loves to listen long.

> >

> > One who thinks before he speaks.

> >

> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

> >

> > I pray he's gainfully employed.

> >

> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

> >

> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

> >

> > Massages my back and begs to do more.

> >

> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.

> >

> > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

> >

> > I pray that this man will love me to no end,

> >

> > And always be my very best friend.

> >

> >

> > MAN'S LOVE POEM

> >

> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

> >

> > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

> >

> > and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

> >

> > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

 

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