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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

 

 

**'Hello?'**

 

 

 

**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

 

 

 

**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

 

 

 

**After a brief pause,**

 

 

 

**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

 

 

 

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**

**Right now.'**

 

 

 

Brief Pause.

 

 

 

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

 

 

 

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

 

 

 

**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

 

 

 

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

 

 

**'And what happened, honey?' **

 

 

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

 

 

 

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

 

 

 

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

 

 

 

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

 

 

 

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**

 

 

 

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

 

 

 

*****Long Pause*****

 

 

 

 

*****Longer Pause*****

 

 

 

 

*****Even Longer Pause*****

 

 

 

**Then Daddy says,**

 

 

 

**'Swimming pool? .........**

 

 

 

**Is this 486-5731?'*

 

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

 

 

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