Best line in a movie...EVER!!!

[IRISH BULL]

"I want to roll you up in a little ball and put you in my vagina." Movie: Step Brothers

 

LMFAO!

[Xx-CHURCHY-xX]

Step Brothers had so many hilarious lines in it.. my favorite in THAT movie had to be:

"I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"

 

 

Personally, my favorite line ever has to be "Full. Metal. Jacket."

[at3dave]

Not a movie, but I still loved it. Family Guy Episode

 

Bill Clinton : So Lois, are you up for some NAFTA ?

Lois : Whats that?

Bill Clinton : Nutha Aftanoon F*in That Ass..!!! HAHAHA

 

Brian : Oh yeah, I dont care what she looks like.. I would WRECK that chick. LMAO

 

What happens in Vegas... Cameron Diaz-

"Id rather do nothing and be happy, then do something I dont absolutely Love"

[CDBS14]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Oyk5PH8I8

 

seriously.

[101--BB--Xanthe]

Xx-CHURCHY-xX ]

 

"I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"

 

 

 

That's a common line in jail... it's true, I've actually seen it done with nasty results!

[[*N*]Sal0713]

My fav line would be from the movie Slither

 

"If i wasn't about to sh*t my pants i'd be f*ckin fascinated."

[Chili327]

Tombstone: "I'm your Huckleberry"

 

Wedding Crashers: "You motorboatin son of a bitch.."

[Squid]

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

[Chili327]

CDBS14 ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Oyk5PH8I8

 

seriously.

In French..!?

 

Here is English.. And im pretty sure the movie was out before Duke Nuke em. lol

[Playerdown]

[RNG187]

Playerdown ]

 

x2. i say this on almost a daily basis.

[CDBS14]

Chili-Palmer ]

CDBS14 ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Oyk5PH8I8

 

seriously.

In French..!?

 

Here is English.. And im pretty sure the movie was out before Duke Nuke em. lol

 

i know that, i think the movie quote was the inspiration for the quote. i wonder if duke nukem forever will ever come, lol

[SgtJoeFriday]

"If he pulls a knife. You pull a gun.

If he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put two of his in the morgue.

That's how you get Capone. That's the Chicago way."

[chris_pheonix7]

Sgt.JoeFriday ]

"If he pulls a knife. You pull a gun.

If he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put two of his in the morgue.

That's how you get Capone. That's the Chicago way."

 

the untouchables was a great movie!

[ChuckMoney]

SQUlD ]

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

 

LMAO or how about

 

"I over slepted and missed lunch so I had to have breakfast"

[SOTG Splinter]

 

"I don't want them to gain another yard

You BLITZ ALL NIGHT"

[MRM3T]

I think the whole Speech the President in the Movie Independence Day gave was the best....

 

" And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

 

"We will not go quietly into the night!

 

We will not vanish without a fight!

 

We're going to live on!

 

We're going to survive!"

 

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

 

God I love that speech... :'(

[Carnage7187]

MRM3T ]

I think the whole Speech the President in the Movie Independence Day gave was the best....

 

" And should we win the day' date=' the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

 

"We will not go quietly into the night!

 

We will not vanish without a fight!

 

We're going to live on!

 

We're going to survive!"

 

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

 

God I love that speech... :'(

[/quote']

 

That speech... Any given sunday speech... or just about anything Leonitis (sp?) says in 300...

[SOTG Savage]

I got a better line from Step Brothers. I use it all the time.

 

"Hey Derek, You know whats good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole"

[UNCLE-SID25]

"You have come to fight as free men and free men you are"

 

 

"Fight and you may die, run and you will live.. at least for awhile.. and dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemies they may take our lives but they will NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!

 

 

[AminalMotheR]

Last Boy Scout

 

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...

 

Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

 

or Die Hard.......Yippiee Ki Yay Mother Fucker

 

[Da_xavier]

"Mom Meatloaf F*ck"(weeding Crashers)

 

 

and well supertroopers

 

"who wants a mustache rid!"

[STREETSWEEPR1]

I'LL BE BACK

 

....ARNOLD AND IT HAS TO BE THE MOST FAMOUS

 

 

WERE GOIN INSIDE ,WERE GOIN OUTSIDE EM

WERE GONNA HIT EM HIGH ,HIT EM LOW

 

 

LOVE THE PART IN RUDY WHEN HE IS ON THE STOOL AND SAYING HIS SPEECH

 

 

[Guest [odc]..GhostDawg..]

Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino:

 

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that, you shouldn't have f**ked with? *spits* That's me."

 

[neo-x]

one of my fav dialogues:

 

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

[opens cologne cabinet]

Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.

Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.

Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Brian Fantana: Yep.

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

[cheesy grin]

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.

[snarls]

 

 

 

and another fav. from Step Bros:

 

Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!