DK_MaluNYMets Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 Do Read this story..... I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straigh towards my bike. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his e! yes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in bike... " Quote
SgtJoeFriday Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 Classic. ;D Old but still classic. Quote
BiGKiLLeRBoY Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 ya that was a good oNe....lol Quote
(U$)Shadowboxin7 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 LOL I would have failed..... Quote
Chili327 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Sgt.JoeFriday ] Classic. ;D Old but still classic. And this version was a bit butchered.. but it is still classic. ;D Quote
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