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Read this story.. lol

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Do Read this story.....

 

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating

for over a year, and

so we decided to get married. My parents helped

us in every way, my

friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She

was a dream! There was

only one thing bothering me, very much indeed.

That one thing was her

younger

sister.

 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of

age. One day little

sister called and asked me to come over to check

the wedding

invitations.

 

She was alone when I arrived.

 

She whispered to me that soon I was to be

married, and she had

feelings

and desires for me that she couldn't overcome

and didn't really want

to overcome. She told me that she wanted to

make love to me just

once before I got married and committed my life

to her sister.

 

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

 

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and

if you

want to go ahead with it just come up and get

me." I was stunned. I

was

frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I

stood there for a

moment, then turned and went straight to the front

door. I opened the

door and stepped out of the house and walked

straigh towards my bike.

 

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With

tears in his e! yes

he

hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you

have passed our

little

test.

 

We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the

family."

 

 

The moral of this story is:

 

"Always keep your condoms in bike... "

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Classic. ;D Old but still classic.

And this version was a bit butchered.. but it is still classic. ;D

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