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Was this you Holypower? ??? ???

 

 

 

Hello. I come today to speak of something very important to everyone.

The other day i was walking, but i tripped over a fucking dust bunny.

man those fucking things piss me off. dust bunnies really suck and they

are making today's society very dangerous. In the past 5 years, dust

bunnies numbers have nearly doubled, so clean your fucking rooms,

jesus.

 

Anyways, forget the dust bunnies. Doritos are the fucking shit. man i

could eat a whole bag, those things are fucking DELICIOUS. Spicier

nacho doritos are the best. Oh my fucking god chicken tender crisp from

burger king is good as fuck too. One time i saw a shape shifter and it

fucking attacked me. I was like dude chill i just wanna be your friend

man, then he ran away with my wallet, motherfucker.

 

Models. I'm telling you man wizards are fucking crazy. SHE'S SHAKING SHE'S SHAKING PLEASE ACT SURPRISED.

 

Did you know that the undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable?

yup it's so true that if i cut my hair, Hawaii will sink. The other day

i asked myself: Is it progression is cannibals use forks? but then i

got a letter from janelle, she was all PMS and shit and i was like GET

THAT SHIT OUT MY FACE BITCH, PIMP SMACK YO ASS, SHUT THE FUCK UP

CHARLES.

 

Pigs need to make some money man. Sure whoring yourself out (i.e.

selling your own fucking bacon) can make you a pretty dollar but after

that, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. Where the fuck do chicken nuggets come from?

i mean is there a part of the chicken called the the "nugget" if so,

that shit is good as fuck. bacon tastes fucking good too.

 

Don't you know i custom built this suit?! IMMA HIT YOU WITH YOUR OWN PIMP

 

In conclusion: If your teeth were the size of piano keys, YOU'D BE ONE UGLY ASS MOTHA FUCKA

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Was this you Holypower? ??? ???

 

 

 

Hello. I come today to speak of something very important to everyone.

The other day i was walking, but i tripped over a fucking dust bunny.

man those fucking things piss me off. dust bunnies really suck and they

are making today's society very dangerous. In the past 5 years, dust

bunnies numbers have nearly doubled, so clean your fucking rooms,

jesus.

 

Anyways, forget the dust bunnies. Doritos are the fucking shit. man i

could eat a whole bag, those things are fucking DELICIOUS. Spicier

nacho doritos are the best. Oh my fucking god chicken tender crisp from

burger king is good as fuck too. One time i saw a shape shifter and it

fucking attacked me. I was like dude chill i just wanna be your friend

man, then he ran away with my wallet, motherfucker.

 

Models. I'm telling you man wizards are fucking crazy. SHE'S SHAKING SHE'S SHAKING PLEASE ACT SURPRISED.

 

Did you know that the undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable?

yup it's so true that if i cut my hair, Hawaii will sink. The other day

i asked myself: Is it progression is cannibals use forks? but then i

got a letter from janelle, she was all PMS and shit and i was like GET

THAT SHIT OUT MY FACE BITCH, PIMP SMACK YO ASS, SHUT THE FUCK UP

CHARLES.

 

Pigs need to make some money man. Sure whoring yourself out (i.e.

selling your own fucking bacon) can make you a pretty dollar but after

that, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. Where the fuck do chicken nuggets come from?

i mean is there a part of the chicken called the the "nugget" if so,

that shit is good as fuck. bacon tastes fucking good too.

 

Don't you know i custom built this suit?! IMMA HIT YOU WITH YOUR OWN PIMP

 

In conclusion: If your teeth were the size of piano keys, YOU'D BE ONE UGLY ASS MOTHA FUCKA

 

 

omfg dude. that is fucking hilarious. Can anyone say shortbus?

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KIutchest ]

Was this you Holypower? ??? ???

 

 

 

Hello. I come today to speak of something very important to everyone.

The other day i was walking, but i tripped over a fucking dust bunny.

man those fucking things piss me off. dust bunnies really suck and they

are making today's society very dangerous. In the past 5 years, dust

bunnies numbers have nearly doubled, so clean your fucking rooms,

jesus.

 

Anyways, forget the dust bunnies. Doritos are the fucking shit. man i

could eat a whole bag, those things are fucking DELICIOUS. Spicier

nacho doritos are the best. Oh my fucking god chicken tender crisp from

burger king is good as fuck too. One time i saw a shape shifter and it

fucking attacked me. I was like dude chill i just wanna be your friend

man, then he ran away with my wallet, motherfucker.

 

Models. I'm telling you man wizards are fucking crazy. SHE'S SHAKING SHE'S SHAKING PLEASE ACT SURPRISED.

 

Did you know that the undertakers thirst for revenge is unquenchable?

yup it's so true that if i cut my hair, Hawaii will sink. The other day

i asked myself: Is it progression is cannibals use forks? but then i

got a letter from janelle, she was all PMS and shit and i was like GET

THAT SHIT OUT MY FACE BITCH, PIMP SMACK YO ASS, SHUT THE FUCK UP

CHARLES.

 

Pigs need to make some money man. Sure whoring yourself out (i.e.

selling your own fucking bacon) can make you a pretty dollar but after

that, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. Where the fuck do chicken nuggets come from?

i mean is there a part of the chicken called the the "nugget" if so,

that shit is good as fuck. bacon tastes fucking good too.

 

Don't you know i custom built this suit?! IMMA HIT YOU WITH YOUR OWN PIMP

 

In conclusion: If your teeth were the size of piano keys, YOU'D BE ONE UGLY ASS MOTHA FUCKA

 

LOLOLOLOLOL!

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