E-mails from an Asshole

[willywonka159]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

 

Great time-waster. Very funny.

 

(Thanks to [sxB]aa1808 for finding this.)

[Red0ctobeR]

This one is absolutely HILARIOUS.

 

From Mike Partlow to ************@********.org

Hey,

 

I am interested in your truck. How many miles does it have on it?

 

Mike

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

do you have a number you can be reached at?

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

Yes I do. My number is (***)-492-159.

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

that isnt a phone nubmer there arent enough numbers

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

That is my phone number. You can get a number with less digits for a small monthly fee, which I am paying for.

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

well i dont think its working i tried calling and it said its not a number

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

Did you dial 1 first?

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

i just tried that and it is not working

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

Wait are you calling from Philly?

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

yes

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

Oh, my mistake. Since you are calling from Philly, you have to dial a 6 first, followed by the pound sign, and then my number.

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

IT ISNT WORKING

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

Shit, do you just want my office number? It is a little complicated.

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

yeah fine give me that

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

You have to call my office at (215)-592-**** and then put in extension 4491-2938 followed by the pound sign to be transferred to the Human Resources department. Once you are transferred there, you need to enter this pin as the security access code: 2A11-3D58-2F41-FW31. You will be put through to Katie, our receptionist. She is going to ask you a series of questions to confirm you are not a machine. Upon confirmation, tell her that you want to speak to Richard, tell him Mike sent you. When Richard gets on, ask him to page Mike Partlow. Use this code as a reference: 8281-WK82F. It should take about two minutes upon me receiving the page to make it to the secure office phone. I can only talk on that phone for about 15 seconds, so I will give you a randomly generated payphone number for you to call me on. I will then run down to the lobby and pick up the payphone, and then we can talk. Got it?

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

it says that is not a working number

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

Did you dial 1 first?

 

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:

fuck this. forget it

 

From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:

Wait, I also have a pager number. Do you want that instead?

 

;D ;D ;D