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My One night stand that went horribly wrong.

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Ok i want to clarify a few things that make a night so perfect and not so perfect. Here i was, out with friends. (guy's night out). We are all known to get a bit crazy on our weekends off work. We all decided to head downtown to a local bar and see what nightlife entertainment will keep us out of trouble late friday night. Local rockband made an appearance and really got the place jumping, and really made the place stand up. Couple of buddies of mine decided to get hungary and order a nacho party platter. The waitress ( victom) who took our order right away noticed i had my fly undone. Embarrised as ever i immediatly closed the hatch. Out of nowere the woman replied that she doesnt mind if it stayed open. I laughed in disbelief that the woman is talking to me this way. Now This waitress of our's, was very attractive about 5'7, 105, brunette hair, and only one visible tatoo on her shoulder. Real nice lookin girl. She took our order and said she will return once it's all ready. 5 to 10 minutes later, here was our order of nacho's. Immedialy the waitress decided to take a break and have a seat next to me and the guy's at the bar. She proceeded to talk to us about what she's doing working so much to pay for college. She lives in a dorm, and her family lives in arizona. Doesnt have many friends who live locally and needs people to talk to etc etc. I cracked a joke stating that she needs to get out more. my friends jaw droped after hearing the response she replied with " why dont you show me a good time," With a bit of a confused look on my face i wasnt sure what i should say. After all i was a bit nervous talking to a nice lookin woman that night. After the night was mostly done and said, i approached the woman before i left and told her i would not only show you a good time, but have you begging for more. She stated she wanted me to wait until after her shift to get to know me more and aked that i stayed. I agreed with the intentions of getting lucky. As the night proceeded she finally was done with her shift and we both decided to go to my place and watch a movie with dinner. Well the night became a nighmare as soon as i left the bar with the woman. We stopped at taco bell because nothing else was really open late. Got to my house, and as soon as i opened my door, the smell of dog crap was blooming in the air. I recently baught a new pit bull pup that hasnt been house broken yet. After the cleanup we decide to finally sit and eat, we watched the new crank 2 movie and really started to peek one another interest talking about one anothers like's ,dislikes. She stated to me that she was single, and wanted to find the right one, blah blah blah. OK movie over. she decided to turn up the heat and ask me to come close to her and cuddle. Hell yea i did. she said she was cold and i should keep her warm. Nice! now things are getting interesting. Well I pulled out the first gut move and decided to slip the ole hand were it wanted to go. Things got real intense and got off to a quick start in the adult section. Need be i wont go into detail but will say that it was a mistake that i will remember for the rest of my life. everything seemed perfect and the night went as well as any man could dream. We both were tired, and decided it was time for her to go. She left in souch a hurry that she left her purse behind and a few miscellanious items. As a nosy guy i checked out to see if i could find a number to call and have her come back to grab her stuff. I opened her little wallet and noticed she had multiple id's inside. All the information she stated appeared to be correct, student, was from arizona, was of age, etc etc. Then i stumbled upon my worst realization ever. An old id card that wasnt a girl at all. It was a dude that had, apparently lived at the same location, same birthday, same dl number. I SLEPT WITH A MAN!!!!!!!!!!! the guy had a sex change. and to my dishonest beliefe couldnt face the truth what just happened. So here i am, facing fact's that i just pulled an adam and adam. I still have the purse and have not had any contact with this individual since. What do i do? besides realise what a horrible turn out a night out with the guys can be.

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Um..

 

It's kind of dumb to think that just because the ID was a guy, that it was who you slept with. Most people don't live alone, it could have been a boyfriend, friend, etc..

 

To say that it was her is kinda jumping to conclusions.

 

You just want to think it was a man, don't you? ;)

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A-Z___ ]

Um..

 

It's kind of dumb to think that just because the ID was a guy, that it was who you slept with. Most people don't live alone, it could have been a boyfriend, friend, etc..

 

To say that it was her is kinda jumping to conclusions.

 

You just want to think it was a man, don't you? ;)

 

I am trying to stay hopeful here and agree with AZ. Maybe she had a roommate and it was all a mixup. I think for the most part its pretty easy to tell a dude from a girl even with operations. But this could be a freak of nature here, with the size you gave its hard to imagine many guys that small. If it is true I would be pissed. I'm not a gay hater at all as one of my best friends is gay BUT unwanted attention from a post-op new female is bullshit. You can't pull shit like that without saying something. I would figure out where he/she lives and confront him/her. Thats an asshole move to pull on someone. So I wouldn't try to think about it too much right now. Just think in a few years that will be a hell of a story. Also I suggest you listen to Easy Rider '88 by Charlie Daniels for comfort as you are not alone in getting duped.

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!! Assuming that your assumptions are correct, I can imagine that you'd be totally freaked out. HOWEVER, you honestly believed this was a woman. Why beat yourself up over it?? Everything about her including her anatomy was female, just not the DNA, apparently.

 

What can you do, you ask? Well, what can you do? What's done is done and you had no idea that she supposedly had once been a man, so no one can blame you for that. If she doesn't come looking for her purse, just forget about it and try not to beat yourself up. I'd think the biggest lesson learned is that one night stands are unsafe for many, many reasons. If the least of your worries is this person's DNA, you should count yourself lucky.

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wow. thats not something you usuallyh share.

 

Well, haven't you noticed this is this person's "first" post here?

 

And the fact that the D.O.B. and DL number are the same is not a good sign! Does everything else match up, like height, weight, and eye color? If so, I'm going to say that it sounds very likely that these two people are one in the same.

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to answer your question on the hair color weight eye color is the same. it's really obvious the person is a fake. or is really good at identity theft. and to answer the other question about could i tell the difference? not at all. very real to me. on the other hand i do feel violated, I still have not found any kind of numbers, campus's adress's etc etc. what u guys think i should do with heshe belongings?

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Call Jerry Springer :laugh:

 

 

 

I'm calling bullshit on this post. Its the very first post this person has made and he shares that he banged a guy who had a sex change. ::)

 

And utilize the "spell check". Its a great feature.

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wow. thats not something you usuallyh share. but fucking wow. wow. god. wow holy shit wow. i mean i go munging and all, but damn.

 

This is for everyone who didn't know what munging means:

1.corpse munging

 

The activity, rumored to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and positioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jet stream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mun-gee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.

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ok well the man said it, guess i cant post em. On another stretch of info. i found out that amongst everything i went through their was maybe 10 bucks worth of cash mostly change. a few gift cards, and two reciepts to Qdoba and a bp minimart. still wadda guys think as far as an effort? should i give it all back?

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sometimes when it's too easy there's something up.

 

I'm not convinced on the fake vagina thing... Google here I come.

 

UPDATE....

OMG! they do....I'm a little horrified....

Click if you want to see...

 

http://plasticsurgeryphotos.blogspot.com/2007/10/sex-change-surgery-before-and-after.html

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