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  1. Undertow ]
    BigMoneyNacku ]

    I had fucked up dreams about wars and tac maps last night,


    Try CREATING one of these for months and months and then ask yourself what kind of fucked up dreams you end up with....LOL


    I can only imagine. LOL ;D


    This is my 3rd UF tour as well and they are always exciting and meet up to my expectations. This tournament is a good test for your clan any many different ways. ex...tactics, patience, strengths, weaknesses, leadership, among many other things. But before it gets started, so that everyone has a great time and everyone is so competitive remember nothing is personal, remember HONOR & INTEGRITY, and above all else HAVE FUN! B) YOU, that are first into country (so to speak) good luck and keep your head down, the battles are about to begin! ;)

  2. -ViCaRiouS ]

    Barry Bonds NEVER failed a drug test so anyone who thinks hes a liability to the game of baseball should do themselves a favor and put a bullet in thier heads anyone who thinks a person who takes steroids makes them a better ball player has never thrown nor picked up a baseball in thier life, i played baseball all the way through my four years of college and if you couldnt hit a 95mph fastball taking steroids will NOT help you be able to hit it , the same goes for a curveball and a slider. if anything taking steroids WILL MAKE YOUR BAT SPEED SLOWER due to the fact you have so much muscle mass that you wont be able to bring the bat head through the zone quick enough to catch up with a professional fastball.


    I agree with this. Also I thought he used HGH, not steroids. There is a difference too. But, again I don't know what he used but I thought that is what he admitted to. Also I do not believe in joining in on the hype of the news and what they say being the fact they don't report all facts but just what they think will make a good story.( so I don't even know all the facts on this matter). They do the same thing in Iraq, they don't report all the good things. Furthermore, I don't believe it's right to try and ruin someones career over something like this, people make mistakes and it's really none of our business what he's doing or not doing. ;D


    Also nice run kingjunk. Do you take andro or tribulus, if you did that's why you did so well. ::)


    People have this misconception of what steroids and supplements do for you. If you weren't good at something before it's not now going to make you SUPERMAN and all of a sudden your the best. The media is stupid, bottom line to me they need to get off his nuts! ;D


    This post is not directed at any of you but rather the fact of how things are portrayed and handeled. ;)

  3. Alligator Shoes


    An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.


    After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"


    The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."


    So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.


    Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures. One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Darn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"



  4. "War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."


    - John Stuart Mill



  5. "It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat." THEODORE ROOSEVELT (Paris Sorbonne,1910)


  6. Uncle Bob


    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.


    Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket an the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

    "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.


    "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"


    "Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"


    "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens before they're hatched."


    "That's a fine story Lucy," she continued. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"


    "Yes ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with with the machete till the blade broke and then kill the last ten with his bare hands."


    "Good heavens," said the teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you

    from that horrible story?"


    "Don't f*** with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."


  7. An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is shit."


    An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good shit!"


    A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great shit."


    A Force Recon Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this shit. "


    The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of shit is this?"

  8. The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations or A Diversified Approach to Military Operations:


    Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.


    Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake.


    Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.


    Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicures.


    Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.


    Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e. cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.


    Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel voucher upon return.


    Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5-series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops.


    Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALs kill Muslim extremist snakes.


    Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection.


    Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations.


    Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost.


    Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere.


    Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life.


    Supply: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.)


    Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date.


    F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses target due to weather.


    AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red.


    UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake starts bonfire to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into the fire.


    B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target.


    Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons.


    Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only 4 of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.


    Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.


    CH-47 Pilot: Slingleg breaks in flight while slingloading anti-snake equiptment, pilot cuts slingload. Slingload lands on snake and kills it. Crew cheif uses dead snake to replace broken slingleg.


    Navy Pilot: Draped snake around neck at Tail Hook to pick up chicks.


    Military Police: Gave snake a sobriety test for not moving in a straight line.


    Signal: Broadcasts 200,000+ watt transmissions in support of anti-snake missions, accidentally electrocuted snake in the process.


    Corps of Engineers: Surveyed and researched area for plans on improving flood plain, cant do it because snake is on the endangered species list.


    Cooks: Snake sneaks in chow hall. Snake dies of food poisoning.

  9. Which Country Is Best?


    During a joint exercise between American, British, and Australian

    forces, the three commanders get into an argument, naturally, about

    whose forces are best. The American General says,

    "My men are the best because they are so brave. PRIVATE!" A young

    Private comes over, salutes, and stands at attention. The American

    General says, "Boy, you see that tank coming down the road? I want you

    to stand infront of it and get run over." The Private nods and stands in

    the road. SQUISH! He gets run over. The British General shakes his head

    and says,

    "Nah, that's nothing. PRIVATE!" A young Private comes over, salutes,

    and stands at attention. The British General says, "Lad, you see that

    plane over there? Go get in it, go up to 10,000 feet, and jump out.

    Without a parachute." The private nods and gets in the plane. SPLAT! All

    over the ground. The Australian General laughs and says,

    "No, no, no, that's nothing. watch. PRIVATE!" A young Private comes

    over, salutes, and stands at attention. The Australian General says,

    "Mate, see that cliff over there? I want you to go jump off it." The

    Private shakes his head and says,

    "Ah, f*** you, sir!" The Australian looks at the others and goes,

    "See? Now that's brave!"

  10. 1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

    2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (95%)

    3. Orthodox Judaism (86%)

    4. Bahá'í Faith (84%)

    5. Orthodox Quaker (82%)

    6. Eastern Orthodox (81%)

    7. Roman Catholic (81%)

    8. Jehovah's Witness (79%)

    9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)

    10. Islam (78%)

    11. Sikhism (78%)

    12. Seventh Day Adventist (71%)

    13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (63%)

    14. Liberal Quakers (62%)

    15. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)

    16. Theravada Buddhism (56%)

    17. Unitarian Universalism (54%)

    18. Hinduism (53%)

    19. Reform Judaism (51%)

    20. Jainism (48%)

    21. Scientology (44%)

    22. Neo-Pagan (43%)

    23. New Thought (42%)

    24. New Age (38%)

    25. Taoism (29%)

    26. Secular Humanism (20%)

    27. Nontheist (17%)


  11. Savage you are very fortunate to have people send you all that stuff over there (as you already know) I remember the only thing that I ever really wanted was magazines, baby wipes, and chewing tobacco. It's a lot different there now. keep safe.