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Please don't stone me if this question has already been asked/answered/posted/blah, blah, blah, but I am wondering when UF Black III is scheduled to start.
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A reporter asked a "Black" lady how many Churches were destroyed in Hurricane Katrina? She replied "Fool I eat Popeyes!"
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Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted.
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hello everyone I just wanted to ask you guys or better an admin if going on the rooftops on copperhead (mercs spawn 1 demo) would be considered a glitch. Now I have asked a few people and they have all said "no" they dont consider it a glitch because all you have to do is jump onto them. Any responses would be good , thanx ahead to any who respond.
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I know I asked this before but I was going over the rules again tonight and came across in the POW rules that the map packs will be used is this correct?
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I deserve NO credit for this signature. DamStr8 asked me if I would mind, and I told him to help him self. Well done Str8. Thank you.
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One evening an old Sioux Warrior told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Sioux simply replied, "The one you feed."
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How do they defuse a potential bomb in a third world country? Well, glad you asked..... http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1126159200/3rd_World_Bomb_Squad In the U.S. bomb squad technicians wear shirts that say "If you see me running, try to keep up" In third world countries I guess it's "If you see me defusing a bomb, crowd around and watch"
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