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You peckerheads stood your ground for TWENTY-EIGHT GODDAMN ROUNDS! Last time I was in a 3-hour war........well, I don't REMEMBER ever being in a three hour, one-map, 28-round night time war! LOL DAMN. DAMN!

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didnt like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didnt often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbits wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!†and rode off as fast as he could.

Like the way you think Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?" Little Johnny:- "None Miss". Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?" Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away". Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking." Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?" Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then" Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?" Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one." Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

The second night of UF4 wars now sees the tourney's FIRST PoWs taken into custody. There were a few sweeps tonight and then there were two HQ wars where some HEAVY losses occurred, with two clans losing THREE gunners EACH from their rosters...... We promised a tourney that would be MORE intense than any other UF tour we've ever given you. In day-2, I think we have proven that in spades. Rosters are dwindling and good shooters are now wearing shackles, helpless to assist their clans in upcoming wars until they're rescued. Here we go.......!

Ripped from a bullet points bulletin from this past weekend's San Diego Comic-Con events....for those fans of this GREAT show: * From the “Galactica†panel: Unbilled Lucy Lawless surprised the crowd to announce her return for two or three episodes of the fourth and final season.

BJ is just freaking awesome. That was a intresting fight to watch seeing that he could of ended it like three times but didn't, instead just punished him then submitted in the second round. Did anyone see him keep choking Pulver out after the ref called the fight....lol Hilarious