Ok i want to clarify a few things that make a night so perfect and not so perfect. Here i was, out with friends. (guy's night out). We are all known to get a bit crazy on our weekends off work. We all decided to head downtown to a local bar and see what nightlife entertainment will keep us out of trouble late friday night. Local rockband made an appearance and really got the place jumping, and really made the place stand up. Couple of buddies of mine decided to get hungary and order a nacho party platter. The waitress ( victom) who took our order right away noticed i had my fly undone. Embarrised as ever i immediatly closed the hatch. Out of nowere the woman replied that she doesnt mind if it stayed open. I laughed in disbelief that the woman is talking to me this way. Now This waitress of our's, was very attractive about 5'7, 105, brunette hair, and only one visible tatoo on her shoulder. Real nice lookin girl. She took our order and said she will return once it's all ready. 5 to 10 minutes later, here was our order of nacho's. Immedialy the waitress decided to take a break and have a seat next to me and the guy's at the bar. She proceeded to talk to us about what she's doing working so much to pay for college. She lives in a dorm, and her family lives in arizona. Doesnt have many friends who live locally and needs people to talk to etc etc. I cracked a joke stating that she needs to get out more. my friends jaw droped after hearing the response she replied with " why dont you show me a good time," With a bit of a confused look on my face i wasnt sure what i should say. After all i was a bit nervous talking to a nice lookin woman that night. After the night was mostly done and said, i approached the woman before i left and told her i would not only show you a good time, but have you begging for more. She stated she wanted me to wait until after her shift to get to know me more and aked that i stayed. I agreed with the intentions of getting lucky. As the night proceeded she finally was done with her shift and we both decided to go to my place and watch a movie with dinner. Well the night became a nighmare as soon as i left the bar with the woman. We stopped at taco bell because nothing else was really open late. Got to my house, and as soon as i opened my door, the smell of dog crap was blooming in the air. I recently baught a new pit bull pup that hasnt been house broken yet. After the cleanup we decide to finally sit and eat, we watched the new crank 2 movie and really started to peek one another interest talking about one anothers like's ,dislikes. She stated to me that she was single, and wanted to find the right one, blah blah blah. OK movie over. she decided to turn up the heat and ask me to come close to her and cuddle. Hell yea i did. she said she was cold and i should keep her warm. Nice! now things are getting interesting. Well I pulled out the first gut move and decided to slip the ole hand were it wanted to go. Things got real intense and got off to a quick start in the adult section. Need be i wont go into detail but will say that it was a mistake that i will remember for the rest of my life. everything seemed perfect and the night went as well as any man could dream. We both were tired, and decided it was time for her to go. She left in souch a hurry that she left her purse behind and a few miscellanious items. As a nosy guy i checked out to see if i could find a number to call and have her come back to grab her stuff. I opened her little wallet and noticed she had multiple id's inside. All the information she stated appeared to be correct, student, was from arizona, was of age, etc etc. Then i stumbled upon my worst realization ever. An old id card that wasnt a girl at all. It was a dude that had, apparently lived at the same location, same birthday, same dl number. I SLEPT WITH A MAN!!!!!!!!!!! the guy had a sex change. and to my dishonest beliefe couldnt face the truth what just happened. So here i am, facing fact's that i just pulled an adam and adam. I still have the purse and have not had any contact with this individual since. What do i do? besides realise what a horrible turn out a night out with the guys can be.
