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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM > > Before I lay me down to sleep, > > I pray for a man, who's not a creep. > > > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > > > > One who loves to listen long. > > > > One who thinks before he speaks. > > > > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > > > > I pray he's gainfully employed. > > > > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > > > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door. > > > > Massages my back and begs to do more. > > > > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. > > > > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" > > > > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > > > > And always be my very best friend. > > > > > > MAN'S LOVE POEM > > > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with > > > > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, > > > > and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This > > > > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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this shit is fucking crazy as hell...a deer a mile and a half out in the ocean i am suprised it didnt drown....they released it when they got shore.....
