Cowboy and St. Peter

[STR8_HATE]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip

to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of

bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them

to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached

the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in

his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw

it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit

out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

 

'Just a couple minutes ago...'

 

 

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