Diezel

I dropped 2 spots over the weekend so keep on voting peeps! Also for all you wisconsin people i'll be at the Dells Comedy Club on March 22nd.

you're the dummy!!! and stuff! bump. the video you can watch is on the famecast site. i also have more at http://www.kengarr.com KG.

How do I bump?

I'm sure you most of you know that i'm in this online comedy contest to become rich and famous and right now i'm ranked 6th out of 25. If you are already voting for me daily then THANK YOU so much! If you aren't voting for me yet please start. It's so easy. go to http://www.famecast.com register for the site at the very top of the page. confirm the registration by checking your email (check junk mail folder if you don't see it) then return to the site, go to stage 5 comedy and look for my adorable cartoon mug. Then you can hit "remember me" and you won't have to log in again. You can vote once daily so set up a daily reminder to think of me. If i win the 10k prize I'm donating the proceeds to the "Ken Garr Wedding Fund". The money will be used to feed the starving people of my wedding in December. Thanks for your help and support so far and please forward along this message to your address book. Ken Garr (APC) DiezeI http://www.kengarr.com http://www.myspace.com/kengarr

So I made it into Round 3 of the Famecast.com Comedy Competition. It's now down to the top 25 (out of 370 comics)! Voting goes back down to zero so I need each and everyone of you to continue (or in some cases) start voting for me... and voting for me daily! Since this round is down to the Top 25 it is SO much easier to vote for me. Just look for the "Cartoon Ken" once you log on and go to Stage 5 and vote for me. It's that easy! I can't tell you how much it has meant to me that I have gotten this far. The light is getting very bright at the end of the tunnel so please keep voting and if you haven't registered JOIN THE CAUSE. In addition if you recruit just one person that I don't know to JOIN THE CAUSE that would double the number of votes that i'm getting each day and would essentially propel me to the top! So get a friend, roomate, co-worker, company, fire house, police dept, dept of recreational works, anyone to join the cause and get this southsider to the top. Afterall I have a wedding to pay for! Some people have told me that they are getting errors or are not allowed to vote. If that's the case delete your temporary internet files and try again. If you are having trouble registering for the site check your junk email options for the registration email and make sure it's not getting sent there. So what to do: Go to http://www.famecast.com Register for the site at the top of the page. Confirm the registration when you get the email Go to Comedy Stage 5 and look for my adorable mug AND VOTE!!! You can vote once daily! We can do this! Ken Garr http://www.kengarr.com ken@kengarr.com http://www.myspace.com/kengarr

Well i suppose it helps to be one of the founders of APC then doesn't it. Keep that voting and you'll win my support. haha.

Hey guys: So today is the last day for the 2nd round of the Famecast.com Comedy Competition. I have dropped down to 8th but only because I'm not nagging everyone as often but today I am nagging. For some reason I can't vote for myself on my computer. I sent in an email to them but i'm going to drive to the library every day and vote just to get those extra votes in. What I need from you. I need you to vote for me today (and really everyday if you're not already)! I need a good push on this last day to throw me into the top 5. Once this round is over I'll be in the Top 25 and going for the Top 10. Once that round starts I'm going to need ALL THE HELP I can get! So please go to www.famecast.com or http://www.famecast.com/contest/stage.php?stage_id=44&round_id=196&artist_id=7733 and vote for me today. And recruit one other person, a family member, a friend, a class room to vote for me. Let's win this thing together! I can't believe the unbelievable support I have gotten so far. Let's see this thing through to the end! Love, Ken Garr ken@kengarr.com http://www.kengarr.com

OK Troops: The first hurdle is over. I finished 6th out of 347 comics in the First Round but the fun is just beginning. The 2nd round has begun and voting restarts to zero. So please keep voting for me daily. Put something by your computer to remind you to do this. Here are some ideas: 1. a beer (only to be drank when i win) 2. a picture of me 3. a polar bear stuffed animal 4. a sticky note 5. David Hasselhoff (he's available) It literally takes seconds to vote and the grand prize ($10,000) will pay for a significant portion of my wedding. Thank you for the unbelievable support so far and please keep it up!!! "Don't stop... believin'!!!!" Oh yeah I went 2005 World Champs on you!!!! Here is the link: http://www.famecast.com/contest/stage.php?stage_id=44&round_id=196&artist_id=7733 (you need to register for the site at the top of the page if you have not already) I love you all! Ken Garr http://www.kengarr.com ken@kengarr.com http://www.myspace.com/kengarr

thanks everyone. I'm still at 3 which is good b/c it looks like i'll make the top 50 and get to the next round but i think that votes carryover so please keep voting. If you've got myspace or facebook then please throw up a bulletin for me. for those of you in the chicagoland area i'll be at the Improv all weekend opening for Charlie Murphy from the Chappelle show so feel free to come on by! KG http://www.kengarr.com http://www.myspace.com/kengarr

thanks guys and gals. i'm up to 3 right now. keep those votes coming!!!

Thanks for the vote and support! You can visit my website http://www.kengarr.com for more clips. Diezel

I am Diezel. I am one of the co-founders of APC. I am also a stand up comedian and perform throughout the country. I have recently entered an online contest that will draw attention from industry talent scouts and has a grand prize of 10k. i'm getting married in december and could really use that money to help pay for the wedding. You can vote once a day and so i'm asking for your support. it's very easy to do. It's still the first round and there are 10 days to go. I have slipped down to number 4 of 350 mostly b/c i was without a laptop for a couple days and couldn't keep the promotional machine rolling. Please vote for me daily. Wear a color arm band or put a sticky note on your desk to remind yourself to vote for me daily and please forward this email to your email address books. Please please please keep voting and please get the word out. Here is the link: click on it. register at the top of the page, confirm the registration and vote daily... it's that easy!!!! http://www.famecast.com/contest/stage.php?stage_id=44&round_id=178&artist_id=7733 Thank you for your help and support. Ken

They'll be easy to spot, chili, they'll be the dorks with the headsets on... LOL! Diezel

Hey UF Gang: Check out my new website http://www.kengarr.com APC Sniper designed it and as usual did an outstanding job! Thanks Sniper. Please sign up for the forum when you get a chance. I haven't posted anything there yet but will shortly. I'm going to do a weekly blog. If i'm coming to your area please be sure to check out a show. Tow: Can you send this out to our Socom community? (APC) Diezel Ken Garr http://www.kengarr.com

why in gods name would you use your pic when you have an opportunity to actually look good for once...

Cleaner.

I'd also like to announce that there has been a change in the UF Grand Prize. Â We will no longer be giving away a TV. Instead we will be giving away Maxi Pads. Â But not the cheap maxi pads. The good kind, with the wings. Â Â ;D Let's remember that this is a war environment. It's a tournament. Talking shit and being competitive is a natural biproduct of the environment we have built. Â But let us all try moving forward to speak with our rifles and to shout with our frags. Â See you on the battlefield. Â Diezel

Trust me, Tow deals with more shit than anyone in this tournament. I think some of the members of JYK have decided to see just how far you can push TOW and I think it's safe to assume that the majority of the great clans in this tourney support Tow. He should be held to higher standards as an admin in this tourney but at the same time he is flesh and blood just like everyone else and when guys like beastlyt call him toilet water and your own CR shows up wasted to a UF meeting then you are pissing on the blood, sweat and tears he has put into this tourney just to get a rise out of him. So congratulations, as the Japanese General said after Pearl Harbor the only thing you have done today is awake a sleeping giant. Good luck with that because now you have my attention. See you on the battlefield. (APC) Diezel Co-founder

Thats not entirely accurate. You bitched at Omni for replying on a public forum to a discussion that you felt he shouldn't be involved in. You also stated in an earlier post that you hadn't started a single fight or insulted anyone but your comment to Omni about not posting (especially in a public forum) could be perceived by him as a provocation and/or an insult. If someone told me to "butt out" then I would take insult to that. Unless I were back in prison then if someone said "butt out" I would just take it like a man. Diezel

This "mockery" made me laugh...