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A Cajun walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the surprised crowd of patrons. He stands on his bar stool and says â€œIâ€™ll make all of you a deal, Iâ€™ll open tis here allimagators mouth and put ma manhood inside. Den tis der allimagator will close his mouth der. After bout one minute heâ€™ll open his mouth and Iâ€™ll take out my unit not a scratch be on it. You all der each of you will be buying me a drink for gazing yre eyes upon dis der spectacle.â€ The crowd murmured and approved. The Cajun stoop up on the stool, dropped his trousers and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligatorâ€™s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth, as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the Cajun grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on top of itâ€™s head. The alligator opened his mouth and the Cajun removed his packaged unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the drinks started coming. After a while the Cajun stood up again and made another offer. â€œIâ€™ll pay any of you der $100 if you willing to give it a try!â€ A hush went over the crowd,. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blond woman timidly spoke upâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.. â€œIll try it; Just donâ€™t hit me so hard with the beer bottle. Ok?â€