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I love this! Glad that these guys who risks their lives daily can find time to have fun. You can read about it here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0430101afghan1.html
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Telephone, telegraph, tellawoman
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Like the way you think Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?" Little Johnny:- "None Miss". Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?" Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away". Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking." Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?" Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then" Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?" Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one." Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."
