Here you go guys. We roll this thread over in APC land so everyone can post their nonsense replies or thoughts into it.. It will hopefully cut down on other useless replies to threads! Those go here
I'll start first... with the "archangel theory of cats"
So.. as we know cats always land on their feet.. and toast always lands butter side town.
My theory, is that if we were to affix a piece of buttered toast (butter side up of course) to a cat's back.. and dropped such spoken cat off of say... a 100 story building.. that the cat would not hit the ground and go splat..
My theory is that the cat would STOP a MERE INCHES from the ground... and slowly revolve like those nasty hotdog machines you see in gas stations.
;D