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So as the wife was at work, and I was grabbing a snack before I fired up the PS3, the question is posed...what kind of food do you prep that your Mom would say "I didn't teach him that" probably in disgust. I have a simple starter.... I toast some bread, and while it's toasting, cut a couple slices of Velveeta, butter the toast, throw it in the microwave for about 25 sec. and walla, Grilled Cheese. All I dirtied was a knife, the sandwhich is on a papertowl so the "plate" will be thrown away when done.
Here you go guys. We roll this thread over in APC land so everyone can post their nonsense replies or thoughts into it.. It will hopefully cut down on other useless replies to threads! Those go here I'll start first... with the "archangel theory of cats" So.. as we know cats always land on their feet.. and toast always lands butter side town. My theory, is that if we were to affix a piece of buttered toast (butter side up of course) to a cat's back.. and dropped such spoken cat off of say... a 100 story building.. that the cat would not hit the ground and go splat.. My theory is that the cat would STOP a MERE INCHES from the ground... and slowly revolve like those nasty hotdog machines you see in gas stations. ;D