Dear God...

[xPUDDYTATx]

I have a special offer for you today.

 

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ELVIS PRESLEY!! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL!!!

 

But wait!!

 

If you bring back ELVIS within the next 30 minutes, you also get a FREE complete and PURE set of Miley Cyrus with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included

[Peebrain]

lol random... gotta love random. But I don't think there is anything pure about Miley.

[GeneralSarcasm]

yea you could have had us if you went with a pure madonna or MJ.