AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[Chili327]

Something funny i read earlier.. lol

 

>1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup

>of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be

>almost instantly removed.

>

>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting

>someone else to hold them while you chop away.

>

>3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat

>just by using the sink.

>

>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed

>for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember

>to use an egg timer.

>

>5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you

>from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

>

>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you

>will be afraid to cough.

>

>7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will

>forget all about the tooth ache.

>

>8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really

>are:

> In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.

> If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.

> If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

>

>9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

>

>10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

>

>

>Thought for the day:

>

>SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES .. . . THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR

>ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM

>DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.