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Damn it! I missed this one somehow Didn't see it until just now We should keep rappin, and be showboats But Tow laid down 1 rap, and he's gettin all the votes So I'll go ahead and stop, for tonight anyway Time to log on, I got some COD to play I'll be back for sure on the 'morrow To drop more lines, and make you ALL feal the sorrow I didn't think 1 rap from Tow would make us worry It shows how much people love Urgent Fury

LOL I spelled roam wrong. Damn I need to proof read these before I post.

Hey that was great, way to go Apoc And in my book, you've got the #1 spot This battle was fun, but everything has to end Thank you for the chance, to make a new friend Keep your head down, while in the service Don't worry about money, the Navy will give you purpose Stay safe once you're on that big ship And never hesitate, to shoot from the hip My family and I pray for you, where ever you rome And will never stop, until you ALL come home Hold on, wait, they've extended the show So get your votes in, for mutherfuckin Undertow

Don't worry my leader, not causing any drama Just a friendly battle, like Wilmers' "Yo Momma" Not too bad for a couple white boys At least when Apoc quits playing with his toys He's a young one you know, going in the Navy Who's got something to prove and trying to play me Holy shit! Did you see it Apoc? You were in the lead but now I'm on top There's a couple hours left on the poll Give us your best rap, show me how you roll Get it done quick, to get that extra vote Put down the toys or you'll miss the boat The battle's between the 2 of us you know But the best rap on here is from Undertow I'm sure you'll say, I'm kissin' his ass But remember little boy, OGC's got class There's really no point, for me to continue This battle's over and you missed the venue At least you've learned one thing this time Age and experience wins everytime

Tow I sense so much anger in your rhyme.... do we need to make an appointment? lol j/k Good shit man. Can we have commander fury rappin' on the next podcast?

ROTFL!!!!! That was good, my favorite part so far Out of all the lines in this thread, I like these 2 the best i like how you rapped with a cute little theme, why you want my dick out my hand? i thought you liked eating my creme Good shit Apoc, that had me rolling last night. Oh I'm not done, there's plenty in store But I've got work to do, be back after 4 Must be nice being a little kid Now go bend over for your Uncle-Sid

I agree Chili, I wish I could edit some of them.

Ooooh... Let's hear some.

Proper planning for the words you are spittin' I shoud've know all along, your shit is pre-writtin I get my lyrics from the top of my head You writin' in your book, breakin pencil lead Apoc please see below I got one for you Just straight flow Like you should do Comin' off that high, got a dub sack wrapped around some funk in the truck I got a Mossberg pump and got the dagger pumped And when that sickness hits, it's like I'm on stage Watch my bank, hit the dank, load the gat, make the grade 12 midnight, my brothas on a stroll Colonel Kurtz, Tcrew, LA we 'bout to roll Ridin' deep hella high so brotha peep this Take your Gloc off safety, turn around and hit the street When I got that Milli pointed at your head Aint no stoppin' cause Hosel said you're halfway dead What can I say, got them evil thoughts fillin' up my head OGC fill you full of hot lead This clans down bitch, smokin' dank Wit' my braids in my hair and I'm ridin' on a full tank My 9 on the side, lookin' both ways Peel a fools cap and then I'm sideways

All y'alls rhymes keep getting shorter and shorter Run out of lyrics? Brains starting to smolder? Your mom keeps calling asking me to hold her Every day she looks older and older Done with that bitch, puttin' my piece back in it's holder Give me a call when you've got rhymes that are long Gotta go now, time to take hits from the bong

Thanks Omni, this is the best thread ever.

You're upset because I use punctuation and grammer Keep it up my son, and I'll bring down the hammer You've been on top, this much is true But I can flow on any topic, unlike you You voted for yourself, but I voted for you Because I'm a gentlemen, it's the right thing to do This is the Old Gentlemen's Club boy, I thought you knew No ass kissing here, just credit where credit is due Go ask your mom, I'm the father of you All you do is battle with taunts and disses While I'm at your house, Anal fucking your Mrs. After that I put it in her mouth Then you walk in and begin to shout "Mommy, Mommy how could you do this?" "It's simple son, look at the size of his penis!" In your crosshairs, you think you'll se me? Only on your kill cam, me and my M60 You don't have any other topics at all Put the mic down son and go back to the mall Hang out with the other children, where you can stand tall And tell all your friends about how you can ball Oh wait you have to have friends for that to work So do what you always do, stay home and jerk You want to battle? Then tighten your shit up Take my advice Apoc, just "Shut the fuck up"

Yes thank you Tow, Sniper and all the UF Staff that make this possible. All of you hard work really shows! Thanks again from OGC

Just like Busta Rhymes I'm going "flipmode" Battle lyrics all the time? Damn they're getting old So sit back, relax and don't get in a hurry As I tell you a tale about this thing called Urgent Fury Undertow comes up with the plans and the schemes Sniper puts it all together behind the scenes That podcast was the shit! Everyone screamed It sure was a hit For all 32 teams APC's got class they don't back Obama So watch your ass Or get shot by 'SmokeOsama' They got mad tactics That's the word on the street But keep an eye your girl They also got 'PrimeMeat' Stormwatch causes 'Havoc', with 'Apoc' and 'Omni' Who both try to rap, but still can't top me They got a lot of good guns for hire Who got mad skills like 'Mr. Wickwire' 101 is here and the Old Dudes too But watch out for AoA and TNU +30 is always ready for the SHO Hollow Ground too and Lettin Punks Know 32 clans will be a true test Like DSY and CBS So many good clans, I only named a few Keep your game tight, or they'll eliminate you 32 clans so pumped up that it hurts So I say thank you from OGC and our leader.. Colonel Kurtz Apoc I keep telling you that I will never stop Try and battle me, I always come out on top

OMFG! That was the shit! Very well done! I'm so excited!

I certainly don't think I'm a rapper! I'm just having fun with the thread.

I'm back, I finally got my daughter to bed You keep talking bout her, you really are sick in the head She's 6 years old, I got a 2 year old too Wait you like little boys, well my 1 year old has a dick bigger than you! Apoc dont ever think I will stop Back in the day, they used to call me K-Rock You know nothing of what it means to be Gangsta Just a little boy, some kind of a prankster I already told you I will never stop Only way to make me, is for this thread to be locked just a short one for now.... going to log on to COD for a little killing before the podcast.

no harm intended, all in fun. I love this thread!

Tcrew had tears of laughter After I'm done with you You'll cry "No more Master" It's true, you can rhyme, I'll give you that But your Mom pulled down my pants And said "Damn your dick is FAT!" She wanted to have it, but it wouldn't fit So I gave her a Cinncinatti Bowtie, while I fucked her tits I looked at her and said "Now what?" She looked up sheepishly and said "Put it in my butt" You can't satisfy your girl She has to use sex toys She calls me in a whirl Saying "I'm ready for the Big Boy" Now, enough talking 'bout bitches Let's get back to how I'll leave you in stitches With Dicsipline and Honor is how we roll My OGC boys on a COD stroll On Overgrown my snipers go for a hike And call out your positions for my next Airstrike You might survive all that hot copper But wait, what's next? I've called in a helicopter So son you see, you were doomed from the start You can't beat the boys of OGC, for we play with heart Time to cut this short, gotta put my daughter to bed You talk about "doing" her, are you sick in the head? And tell your boy Deutscher to quit licking your sack Might be kind of hard though, until he get's off the crack And RNG187 doesn't represent Tcrew So I'll flip this in reverse and say "Have a nice day and Fuck You" ;D

well I know I said no need for disclaimers, but after reading it, it sounded kind of harsh.

ya it was kinda gay huh?

Old geezers eh? You trying to be cute? What's that? Can't hear ya Your mic must be on mute Old geezers you say That's pretty dumb Let me show you the way To the Old Gentlemen's Club Pay the cover charge and come on in Our hoes are all tested No need for penicillin Mandy is fine, but Shelly's much hotter But before you get any action She'll make you wash your dick with hot water New school you say, too old? is that what I am? Well let this old man introduce you to Kelly So you can take your dick out your hand Relax, don't worry, it's ok for your first time I'm sure you'll last longer next time And don't cry, it's really no big deal No go back home, and wait for your Ego to heal Don't ever think that you can't be beat It's common from little boys, who can't take the heat Look now Kelly's restless, it's like she's in heat She must be ready for some of my Prime Meat You see Apoc? I've got lyrics too Don't worry, I'm not hatin You know I love you!

^^^ ha ha good one! Hmm.. Let's see, can I kill a soldier? Pay attention son, I already told ya While you're on the ground, dead from my tool Everyone will know, that I've killed another fool You can watch it on the kill cam And try and figure it out Now that you're a dead man There's plenty of time to work it out My M16 kills you with much respect Up on your back, with your last breath Welcome to your own death ** I think we can all quit with these little disclaimers, everyone knows this is all in fun and I hope everyone here can take a joke **

anyone know?