Why Parents Drink

[SOTG Savage]

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed

was nicely made and everything was picked up.

 

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was

addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter.

 

 

Dear Mom:

 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope

with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and

you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But

I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,

tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older

than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy

said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has

a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having

many more children.

 

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other

people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will

pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She

deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of

myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

get to know your grandchildren.

 

Love,

Your Son Jon

 

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just

wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report

card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

[Chili327]

Those are the best.. lol

 

 

But how sad is it that some people out there actually live those lives.. :'(

[DIGGLER]

Im sorry, I could see my kid doing that lol that was some funny stuff

[[PHS] Pai_Mei]

LOL...that was great.

[DK_MaluNYMets]

LOL... thats a classic...

[Guest XtremeDuty]

Nice one Savage.

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

My report card comes out the 16th.....thanks sav....

[RAM15]

rofl

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omfg that was great