I saw this and I had to post it LMAO!!

[Guest KingJunk]

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to

take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know,

take it out on someone you don't know.

 

 

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

 

 

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn?"

 

 

Suddenly, a manic voice yelled in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!"

and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down

Robyn's correct number, I found that I had accidentally transposed

the last two digits.

 

 

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

 

 

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a$$hole!"

and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'a$$hole' next to it

and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad

day, I'd call him up and yell "You're an a$$hole!" It always cheered

me up.

 

 

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a$$hole' calling would

have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the

telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

 

 

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back

and said, "That's because you're an a$$hole!" and hung up.

 

 

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I

had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting

for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale " sign in

his back window, so I wrote down his number.

 

 

A couple of days later, right after calling the first a$$hole (I had his num ber on speed

dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a$$hole, too.

 

 

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

 

 

He said "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I

live at 34 Oaktree Blvd. in Flint . It's a yellow rambler, and the car's

parked right out

in front."

 

 

I asked, "What's your name?"

 

 

He said, "My name is Don Hansen."

 

 

I asked "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

 

 

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

 

 

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

 

 

He said, "Yes?"

 

 

I said, "Don, you're an a$$hole!"

 

 

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a

problem, I had two a$$holes to call.

 

 

Then, I came up with an idea. I called a$$hole #1.

 

 

He said, "Hello."

 

 

I said, "You're an a$$hole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

 

 

He asked, "Are you still there?"

 

 

I said, "Yeah."

 

 

He sa id, "Stop calling me."

 

 

I said, "Make me."

 

 

He asked, "Who are you?"

 

 

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

 

 

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

 

 

I said, "a$$hole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd. , in Flint, a yellow rambler, I

have a

black Beamer parked in front."

 

 

He said, "I'm coming over right now Don. And you better start saying your prayers."

 

 

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, a$$hole." And hung up.

 

 

Then, I called a$$hole #2.

 

 

He said, "Hello?"

 

 

I said, "Hello, a$$hole."

 

 

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are....."

 

 

I said, "You'll what?"

 

 

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your a$$!"

 

 

I answered, "Well, a$$hole, here's your chance, I'm coming over right now."

 

 

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34

Oaktree Blvd , in Flint , and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.

 

 

Then I called Channel 12 News and reported a gang war goin g down on Oaktree

Blvd. in Flint .

 

 

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Oaktree Blvd . I got there

just in time to watch two a$$holes beating the crap out of each

other in front six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter, and

surrounded by news crews.

 

 

NOW I feel much better.

 

 

Anger management really does work.

[DIGGLER]

That was just what I needed, thanks champ

 

[[RIP]saint52]

LOL PERFECT

[crazyblazer]

thats some b.s you know you didnt do that.

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

He never said it was him did he?

 

He said "He saw this and had to post it"

[Guest Skipper]

crazyblazer ]

thats some b.s you know you didnt do that.

 

No shit

[crazyblazer]

well just had to make it clear

[Deutscher75]

crazyblazer ]

well just had to make it clear

 

nest time read the whole thread and there won't be a need for clarification, LOL

[crazyblazer]

hey wats ur # maybe i can try this myself.

[Guest KingJunk]

crazyblazer ]

hey wats ur # maybe i can try this myself.

 

LMAO too cute