Chicago Ain't Known for Our Criminal Masterminds

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UPDATE: Chicago's Dumbest Thief

 

Bernie Tafoya, Associated Press Reporting

CHICAGO (WBBM) -- CHICAGO -- Chicago Police say no one could make this story up...

 

18-year-old Ruben Zarate, entered a muffler shop in the 2600 block of North Laramie Avenue yesterday and declared a robbery. He allegedly waved a gun around and demanded money, according to police.

 

When he was told the money was in a safe and that the manager who knew how to open it was not there, the suspect had a brilliant idea; at least he thought it was brilliant.

 

He gave the shop employees his cell phone number and asked them to call him when the manager arrived so he could open the safe for him.

 

He left and the employees opted to call 911. Authorities stationed plain clothes officers in the shop and called the would-be robber back.

 

Zarate, showed up again, and waved his gun around again, but this time was shot in the leg by an officer.

 

He had surgery at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center and is said to have suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Zarate, of the 5100 block of West Schubert Avenue, was charged with three counts of attempted armed robbery and one count of aggravated assault to a police officer, the latter for allegedly pointing a gun at the officer, said the Cook County state’s attorney’s office.

 

One officer with 20 years on the force, said this is one of the more “unusual†cases he’s seen.

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Must be one of CZ's cousins.

[Guest [iLL] Andawg]

LMAO. I love dumb crooks, well I guess all are dumb really, but you know what I mean. I'l have to check with my cusin, he's a detective in Chicago. I'll try and get some more details.

[Chili327]

Idiot.. lol