Excuses for being late to work!!!

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My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

 

My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

 

I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

 

I got locked in my trunk by my son.

 

My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

 

A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

 

I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.

 

I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.

 

My father didn't wake me up.

 

A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

 

My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

 

I had to go to bingo.

 

 

[Bandit99]

Wow the raccoon was is Ironic...

 

I just read this local story from a couple counties over from me.

http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2009/10/5/529668.html?title=Search+still+on+for+raccoons+that+attacked+Polk+woman

 

[[SoW] Lucky_Saint-]

my fav is my pitbull ate my keys so i had to wait for it to shit it out