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My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again. I got locked in my trunk by my son. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time. My father didn't wake me up. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat. My driveway washed away in the rain last night. I had to go to bingo.
This is a reminder to all clansmen, Clan Reps and participants in UF4. Please have SOMEONE report/confirm the wars you engage in THE NIGHT OF THE WAR. When the war is done, have someone come to the forum here to report it, and the other to confirm it. This helps creators in updating the ongoing stats for the wars AND it helps other clans know whether or not they have a war later in the week in case they attacked a duplicate target later in the week. Thank you.
This is how Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water. Continue until, when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes try to prevent it. Now, turn off the cold water. Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Again, replace a third original ape with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four apes that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest ape. After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes which have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs. Why not? "Because that's the way it's always been around here." That's how Army policy begins...