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TOW-19

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  1. I think it's his pee-pee.
  2. Least I kept my fuckin' CLOTHES on.
  3. Nah, I don't want to overdo it. APC will be sending out Christmas cards this holiday season. Care to take a stab at what the cover will look like?
  4. HIS TWO FRIENDS DO TOO!
  5. WE'D GIVE YOU A NEW ONE! ARCHANGEL
  6. Lemme guess......fish, a cookie or bacon? LOL
  7. "TAINT" ARCHANGEL
  8. I win.
  9. Yeah, you LOOK depressed. ARCHANGEL
  10. Ok, I'll start! Said by guy on the right:
  11. Don't go detracting from the fact that the SICK thing is that your buddy on the right is seriously checking out your lack of a hard-on....and wondering if he can help in any way.
  12. Huh? What did you say? Sorry.....but I couldn't hear you over the rustling of the white paper! ARCHANGEL
  13. I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT. HE'S GOTTA BE BUFF, HE'S GOTTA BE NUDE AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE!
  14. GET OUT OF MY DREAMS! GET INTO MY CAR! LOL
  15. That's it...... ARCHANGEL
  16. Bride dies during marriage's first dance Sat Feb 9, 7:04 PM DAVIE, Fla. - Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony. But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband's arms during a Greek song that means "Love Me." At 36, Sjostrom was dead from heart disease. The wedding had became a project at Davie Elementary School, where Sjostrom taught first grade. Fellow teachers provided the wedding gown, the flowers and decorations. One of them, an ordained minister, performed the ceremony. "It was perfect for her," said Dominic Church, the minister friend. Sjostrom carried blue and white flowers during the ceremony — the colors of the Greek flag — as she exchanged vows with Efkarpides, a 43-year-old carpenter and Navy veteran. They had met three years to the day before the Jan. 19 wedding. During the couple's first dance, Sjostrom complained of being lightheaded. Efkarpides thought his wife, a diabetic, needed sugar, but she collapsed. Wedding guests, paramedics and doctors at a nearby hospital were unable to revive her. She had a previous cardiac episode in her 20s and was a poster child — literally — for juvenile diabetes, relatives and friends said. Efkarpides recalled seeing the poster featuring her on New York subways. He consoles himself by reading a list of "101 Reasons Why I Love You" that Sjostrom gave him their first Christmas together. "Number 1. You make me smile." No. 98 is especially difficult: "You're the one I want to grow old with."
  17. You don't have to stand that far.....I don't think Archangel's junk was that long. ;D
  18. Nope, I wouldn't have. Because "honesty, integrity, loyalty and fair play" is NOT what...... Ah, fuck it. I'm going back to the bullshit thread. LOL
  19. Hey.....you have to WANT to be in APC. Seriously.....LOL.......because if you don't really WANT to be in that clan, then during your tryout, you're just going to be like "what the fuuuuuuuck? Oh, fuck this!" LOL
  20. We COULD post up a nice pic of Archangel that he has archived in the APC files. ;D ;D ;D ;D
  21. I think about your physics every day.
  22. "We don't HAVE to take our....clothes off.....to have a good time.....oh no!" LOL
  23. You should have heard what great activities I was offering my clan mates tonight before our war involving my new purchase of my PS3 EYE! LOL I was feeling........sexy.
  24. This is an explanation to those who are curious about the iMr removal thread. They seem to have some cheerleaders (or at least UF rioters) in their midsts in the form of TNU-korpkaos, DMC-Deaths and others. What you all need to realize here are a few things. And I'm going to be as matter-of-factual about it as possible, without any slander that might hurt anyone's feelings. (well, except for <------that remark. ;D ) [iMr] broke the rules, which are CLEARLY written for all to see here in our public section. We here at UF ask that nothing in the way of another tournament be posted here on our forum. This is a forum like ANY other out there. The Official Playstation forum does NOT allow members to post URLs pimping tourney sites. We know this. GB will not allow other tourneys to advertise there. Any other tourney will feel the same. It's NOT that we're scared of other tourneys. Sniper, myself and our Staff are VERY secure in what we do here and the product we put out. Secure enough that we WELCOME the competition, because it keeps us on our toes. Never once did we curse or slander your tourney. We WELCOME it. And we wish you luck. Unlike the snide remarks we'll always seem to get from clans who think that we kicked them out because they couldn't be beaten or whatever. Going by that logic, it would seem that [101] is the STUPIDEST clan in the tourney right now for going undefeated.....because that means UF is just READY to boot their asses out because they're too tough. LOL [iMr] broke a RULE, and it doesn't MATTER, as xLASTx liked to put it, that he thinks they should have done it by letting the admins know and then it would have been ok. This just shows us that he doesn't understand what he reads. Again, not an insult....but seemingly FACT. There is NO advertising of other tourneys on this site. And to use our PM system to do it? It's just cheap. It's an abuse of the hospitality that we GAVE to them in inviting them into this tourney. It was a breach of TRUST. If he would have asked first, we would have said no. Urgent Fury has NEVER used another tournament's website/forum to gather the clans we have here. We did it through hard work, word of mouth and spreading news throughout CLAN websites. We NEVER disrespected another tourney website for the push of our own. That right there is what sets us apart from tourneys such as the one being pimped through our PM system. There are people complaining that we aren't locking the iMr thread because people are bashing them. Let me say one thing here....I won't lie.....there IS a little satisfaction that we take when we see people who blatantly break the rules get a little whipping every now and then. They deserved it. No.....they EARNED it. But the creators and Staff are not on there slinging mud. We're just on there to monitor the discussion and to make sure any fallacies being posted up by those not quite knowing what they're talking about gets corrected. We don't delete threads like this because, as we always say....and veterans of UF can say this in unison by now.....WE DON'T LEARN FROM HISTORY WHEN HISTORY IS ERASED. And as for locking the thread......why? Seriously. WHY lock the thread? To prevent individuals who don't have the proper amount of impulse control from continuing to post? For EVERY guy on there who said the thread should be locked (which would essentially denote that no one post anymore), they themselves post on the thread within 4 messages. So really....why bother? UF can be at a losing battle with some of its members sometimes. If we boot someone and don't post about it, the clan booted cries foul and everyone here DEMANDS that they get to find out why. If we boot someone and post about it, but LOCK it, then people here cry foul and DEMAND that they get to say what they like about it. If we boot someone and post about it, but keep it UNLOCKED, then people bitch about too many things being said on it. We......cannot......win. And after all these years......we're ok with that. We have found inner peace. Because we have FINALLY embraced the fact that we cannot please everyone. So we'll just do our best in pleasing as many as we CAN. URGENT FURY has the power to silence ANYONE we wish on these forums if we so choose. We try not to ABUSE this power too much, otherwise, the Freedom-Police arrive and cry foul to everything we do here. HAVE we deleted that obnoxious thread yet? HAVE we deleted the iMr accounts or anyone else who likes to take their side and down UF? HAVE we done anything here.....REALLY......that hasn't already been done or said to us? We have taken a relatively HIGH road thus far. Maybe not the heavenly highest, but we're doing pretty good. We're certainly tolerating a lot of ill behavior from some individuals......but we let it ride. For now. We are not tyrants here. We're not operating behind secretive closed doors. We have opened up our operations for Staff members from SIX other established clans here in UF. They know what we talk about behind closed doors and I'm sure that if there was bigotry, racism, fixing, devious behavior, maniacal rants that were happening.....they would know about it. Then their clans might know about it, and then before you know it.....POOF! They can spill JUST how evil and corrupt UF is. Buuuuut......we're pretty sure we're safe from that scenario. We're pretty logical and straight forward here. And as for anyone here who likes to paint Undertow as the big, bad UF-meanie that heads up the army of UF Staff meanies......well I suppose you're all right. I've went and deleted the accounts of every single....EVERY single person who has said something bad about me, our Staff or UF. Oh wait.....they're still here.....they haven't been deleted......and they're still spilling their poison all over our floors. YOU tell ME who are the gentlemen here and who are the assholes. And I now give the floor to all the little guys who want to nay-say to their heart's content at this thread as well. I don't think there's really any ROOM to.......but hey, they seem to find the cracks. And yes.....for our "amusement." - TOW
  25. I've played the High Velocity Bowling at a clanmates house late last year. It was a good time. Short lived....but good time.

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