Like the way you think

[pito]

Like the way you think

 

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

 

Little Johnny:- "None Miss".

 

Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"

 

Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

 

Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

 

Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"

 

Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"

 

Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

 

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."

 

Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

[[101]DETROITFAN]

awesome

[MedicSgt]

LMAO, that was good.

[Guest NEO-X]

HAHA. funny

[[LA]Edmaster]

Haha, that was great.

 

Especially how a teacher is teaching math with guns. Guaranteed if that went on today, some parent somewhere would flip out and try to get the teacher fired.

[-Wu-WreakHavok]

damn that little johnny! HAHAHAHA

[UNCLE-SID25]

lol good stuff

[Chili327]

Little Johnny is the best..!

[BOLT]

Edmaster ]

Haha, that was great. 

 

Especially how a teacher is teaching math with guns.  Guaranteed if that went on today, some parent somewhere would flip out and try to get the teacher fired.   

 

Ahhh, better yet, sue the teacher, the school, the county, and the state.