Ubeenshafted Inc. Does it again!

[GOAT]

 

 

 

Ubeenshafted Inc. the cutting edge game developer with critically acclaimed titles such as “StickMan†(Ugh) and their latest hit release “Chuck Norris XXX†have signed an agreement with Byotchseeda to develop a next gen shooter game titled

“Rouge Warrior†by Dick Mark O’Polo

 

 

 

Features:

Customized game faces: Complete customized game faces including a wide array of lipstick, rouge, eye shadow, eye liner and hair dye.

Customized uniforms: wear a boa into combat or high heeled stilettos, dress in leopard skin skirts or go Scottish and wear a kilt.

Character templates: play as any member of the Village People or customize your own character.

 

Game play:

Repeatedly stoke the analog stick until you are satisfied

Hit X at climax for extra bonus

 

Maps:

- Mall of America battle field map

- Off Broadway Map

- San Francisco night maps

- Rest Stop bathroom (small map)

- Gay Bar Map

- Gay Parade Combat map

 

Bundle: Purchase the X-box 360 or Ps3 console versions complete with a custom fuchsia Pink colored console and Gay-glo controller.

 

Game Audio:

“Oh no you didn’tâ€

“Talk to the handâ€

“You go girlfriendâ€

“He’s sooooo cuteâ€

“Gurl where did you get those boots?â€

“That outfit is to die forâ€

“Heeyyyyyyâ€

 

MRP: $69.69

[CDBS14]

LMAO.

 

Repeatedly stoke the analog stick until you are satisfied

 

^^^how does that work? lol

[Prime-VR]

Who does the voice overs?

[GOAT]

z-Prime-z ]

Who does the voice overs?

 

Ubeenshafted Inc. never does things half-assed.. its not official yet but rumors are David Bowie is interested in the Voice overs gig..

 

[Prime-VR]

Bowie huh... I thought you would try to do it big and get someone like Peewee.

[HairyNiples]

z-Prime-z ]

Bowie huh... I thought you would try to do it big and get someone like Peewee.

 

LMFAO! Nice. I believe you have the prefect voice over guy for this one in PeeWee.

[HighTimesSW]

Voice Over

 

"Just pretend your eating a banana"

 

 

lol keepem comming Goat, pretty soon their will be a whole shelf of UbeenShafted greatest hits