The Ubeenshafted Collection Prestige edition…

[GOAT]

The Ubeenshafted Collection Prestige edition…

 

Holy cow boys and girls this is the shiiitt.. Not only do you get all three of Ubeenshafted Inc’s.. greatest hits ever.. (*qualifier UBS inc only has three titles) Our new Shafted collection includes a massive amount of box filler crapola and other useless items to drive the price up beyond the affordability of most everyone besides only the very rich and a few Middle East Oil producing countries.

 

The Ubeenshafted Inc Mega Prestigious Edition includes:

 

 

 

and their first titled re-done to include new 3D graphics (note 3D glasses not included)…

 

 

You also get a UGH coloring book complete with a lump of coal to color with…

 

A set of officially licensed Chuck Norris XXX Nunchucks you can use to intimidate your parents, teachers or yourself… fling these bad boys around and look into a mirror to achieve desired self fear effect. A personalized T-shirt of yourself with your NunCHUCK Norris’s.. done by an out of work graphic artist from Tod McFarlane’s spawn series. We at Ubeenshafted Inc. hired on a temporary basis.

 

 

A complete multi language instructional, hints and tips book written in the UGH language.

 

A fully automatic AK-47 with hand grip, silencer and med range scope as well as a grenade launcher and tripod stand along with a laser light guided thermal attachment and plenty of ammo.

 

 

A suicide bomber kit.. complete with bomber vest and suicide note kit.. (suicide note kit includes one red pen and a blank sheet of paper)

 

 

A fully working decommissioned anti-tank submarine. (Virginia Slims class)

 

All of this for a mere 7.8 million Euros.

 

Comes in a ribbon tied with a bow special Ubeenshafted Prestige box which has over 108 additional boxes inside of it. Shipped by Federal Expressions delivered for pick up at a remote island in the pacific ocean. (Island location is included in order confirmation email)

 

Be the envy of your neighborhood…. Be one of the first ten thousand to order and receive a not quite ready and working set of Night vision goggles.

 

 

another quality product from the devs at Ubeenshafted Inc.

 

[SgtJoeFriday]

Please call 555-Big-SHFT for yours today.

 

I want the submarine. I wanna see what tight places I can stick a long tube like that.

[HighTimesSW]

Goat ]

 

 

another quality product from the devs at Ubeenshafted Inc.

 

 

Best night vision goggles ever.... lmao

[Chili327]

Goat.. you have way too much time on your hands. lol

[GOAT]

Chili-Palmer ]

Goat.. you have way too much time on your hands. lol

 

Well that's better than having something else on my hands..

 

*see "best free porn site" thread for more info...

[BigMoneyNacku]

Goat ]

Chili-Palmer ]

Goat.. you have way too much time on your hands. lol

 

Well that's better than having something else on my hands..

 

*see "best free porn site" thread for more info...

 

LOL.

 

 

This is your best one yet.