well i don't come here very often, or i'd have posted.
listen man, i don't think you should tell anyone this story, period.
it doesn't matter how drunk you are, you should always do the adams apple check. better yet, check her pointer finger. if it's longer than her ring finger then you're golden. some girls pointer fingers aren't longer, but it's rare. i mean, if you want to have sexual intercourse with a man, then by all means don't do this test. it's your choice man.
i'll still vote for you when your tryout is done.
PS - Tool_Minion has been sucking yards and yards of cock for the past week and a half.