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LMFAO.... I was talkin to [*S*] Sw3rve earlier on AIM and amidst my boredom at work, towards the end of our convo about socom I was like... dude... If socom were were a dude, I'd be gay for socom. So... lets see if you fellas can put aside your male pride, and manhood. Would you be gay for socom for your love of the game?!!?!!?! *Note: I realize this is an insane topic, but figured if anything it would get a laugh.. LOL --- And for the record, I have thick skin, so your "neo is such a fag" jokes wont phase me. Im pretty damn secure about my manly manhood. LOL
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http://www.johns-jokes.com/joke/of_the_day/946
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Just wondering what your take is on ghosts? I'm not saying this is real or not, just a kinda cool video I found randomly no..its not one of those stupid surprise picture with a scream jokes. or a rick roll.
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Q: What is the punishment for bigomy? A: Two mothers-in-law. Q: When Bill Clinton was president, why did Hillary always want to have sex with him in the morning? A: Because she really did want to be the first lady. Q: Why do women pay less than men for car insurance? A: Because they can't get blow jobs while driving. Q: Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? A: Because she had three men giving directions. Q: What other activity, other than poker, starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss? A: A failed marriage. Q: How do you respond when your girlfriend tells you you have to be more affectionate? A: You go get two more girlfriends. Q: What is the difference between "oooooh" and "aaaaah?" A: About three inches.