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Do Read this story..... I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straigh towards my bike. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his e! yes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in bike... "

Hopefully the dollar sign caught some attention. Ya.....I am willing to pay for up to twenty, (20) SIG.'s for a bunch of my members. I will need one full week to round up all who wants one. Who ever answers this call, I hope several of you do, I would like one guy to do ALL the work. I would also expect to include in the deal "ALTERATIONS" to the finished product. I would also need them to be of GOOD to HIGH quality.....since dinero will be involved. So......answer the call in this post, and I will PM you through U.F. by the end of the deadline I set forth for my TDH members. Thanks to all who inquire for the job.

By current updated standings, we now have a total of TWENTY EIGHT POWs taken into camps by the clans of UF5: Riot Act. That's ALMOST a whole clan's worth of players in and of itself! Nice work to all the clans making off with some bodies!

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Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted.

You peckerheads stood your ground for TWENTY-EIGHT GODDAMN ROUNDS! Last time I was in a 3-hour war........well, I don't REMEMBER ever being in a three hour, one-map, 28-round night time war! LOL DAMN. DAMN!