This is not a joke.

[meauxpack]

ITI-TV, GLENDALE - A high school student is recovering from a large gash in the head. Police in River Hills are investigating the case of the masked attacker.

 

The attack happened in the woods near Nicolet High School along the Milwaukee River. Police say kids were walking through the woods when someone dressed like a ninja confronted them. He mentioned he was "protecting the woods" and then slashed one boy's forehead. The boy needed twenty stitches to close the wound. Police say there are indications the machete cut right through to the boy's skull.

 

Police arrested the 16-year-old attacker at his home. When they went to his room, they found the machete involved in the attack and another sword under the boy's bed.

 

The 16-year-old boy has been referred to the Milwaukee County Children's Court and he's awaiting charges.

 

http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-100428-nicolet-ninja,0,157442.story

 

This happened a half-mile from where I live. I'm sure this kid was extremely well-adjusted. Moral of the story: 1) Don't home-school your children 2) DON'T FUCK WITH NINJAS

[[-VR-] Tool_Minion]

LMAO fucking Ninja's are everywhere dude.

[Dumacracy]

wow hippies not use weapons what this world coming to

[meauxpack]

click the link and watch the news segment. The interview with the police chief is awesome, because he is really struggling to describe a ninja attack without busting out laughing. That's easily the best part.

[Dumacracy]

lol there is no way i would of made it through that interview... on another note those weapons arent even close to being ninja-like... that kids confused

[[-VR-] Tool_Minion]

My guess is Avatar made him think he was Jakesully and he was protecting the Tree of Life.....

[[SoW] Lucky_Saint-]

wise man once said...weapon not make ninja but ninja make weapon.....

[GeneralSarcasm]

love the interview with one of the students:

 

"it's just bogus that somebody would just come up and slash another freshman, it's just totally bogus I hate it"

 

glad my kids are nowhere near that school district lol

[Prane]

MakeYaBleed ]

love the interview with one of the students:

 

"it's just bogus that somebody would just come up and slash another freshman, it's just totally bogus I hate it"

 

glad my kids are nowhere near that school district lol

 

That was my favorite part too bleed. That kid sounded like such an idiot. I bet if it was a sophomore it wouldn't have been so "totally bogus."

[DK_DevilJack]

Watch this if you never seen it. Totally relevant

 

[Johnson30]

Meaux disappeared for a few days.........Wonder if the ninja was him..... ;D