Your Razor and your Wife

[Outlaw__Rebel]

I know off the wall stuff. But hey you guys are the best for these discussions. Plus I'm bored.

 

OK... If you have only one bathroom how do you know that your wife is not using your razor?

I know it's not really a big deal and I never say anything about but I have found my razor in the shower before so I know she uses it sometimes. She has her own but mine finds it's way into the shower. I can understand our razors are cool and bad ass. I've been using the schick hydro one. But the thing is expensive and normally I'll go at least 2 weeks before changing blades. But with her using it I have to change it weekly. She does have her own razors though. I can't help it if women razors suck.

So I have devised a plan... I have 2 hydro razors.... My old one which I keep it plain site. Then I have a good one which I have tucked away on a shelf in the bathroom. And guess what my razor is lasting a lot longer. And I have found the decoy razor a few times in the shower.

[GeneralSarcasm]

smart... maybe she'll stop when that old razor gets dull enough to start nicking her legs up heh.

[Crusty_Demons]

Why not just have two good razors and or buy more blades? Why does it have to be hide the good one from her? Women just by the fact that they have to shave their legs have more surface area to shave. I say this because when you slip her the old crappy razor all it's going to lead to is her cutting herself while shaving. Not to mention a little pissed off when she finds out you hid the good razor and left her the old one.

[[-VR-] Tool_Minion]

Because she doesn't need to impede on the mans freaking RAZOR!

 

Start using her toothbrush and see how well she takes it. Or use up all her special conditioner she gets for her hair color. See if she has the same perspective on her particular special items when used by YOU.

[Outlaw__Rebel]

She has her own razors though. I think hers dull faster. If I talk about it though she might get wise about the decoy razor. Plus I have the good razor positioned in a way that I'll know if someone touches it. I love her and all but I also don't like thinking I'm shaving after someone just shaved there who ha. All in my face every morning.

[BigMoneyNacku]

I personally don't care if she uses my razor. I'd rather that than having a furry woman!!

 

Marauder, you don't mind putting your face in the who ha, but second hand who ha is out of line?

[Crusty_Demons]

Yeah dude you put your face all up in that who ha when it's sexy time.. Check that maybe your not doing it right.. lol

 

I'm just saying no reason for her not to have her own "good" razor.

[inadub]

and i have found the decoy razor a few times in the shower.

 

classic!!

[willywonka159]

I like who ha's.

[xcerealxxkillax]

Why do women need razors anyway?

[[-VR-] Tool_Minion]

CK...omfg don't!

[xcerealxxkillax]

CK...omfg don't!

 

Oh come on Tool.....you know how I feel about this!!

 

This is how I like them!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dt19]

Why don't you just tell her that you bought a new razor and you know she liked to use your old one and give her that one. Then she doesn't buy her own razor blades and yall can just share?