A presidential address we'd like to hear!

[Guest KingJunk]

I did not write this, but it was e-mailed to me and I thought I will share it with you guys.

 

If one of the presidential candidates gave this speech, they would win the election by a landslide.

 

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

 

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

 

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

 

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

 

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

 

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT WILL GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

 

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

 

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

 

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Mess with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

 

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.

 

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia! Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.

 

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than t wo unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

 

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not upsetting us for a change.

 

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really! need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put them? Yep, border security.

 

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

 

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

 

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "you got that right."

 

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger and Poverty in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

 

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

 

God bless America . Thank you and good night.

 

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

 

(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's get this to every USA computer!

[[RIP]saint52]

LOL I love how Canada is on list 2...lol.....this reminds me of Will Ferrels skit on SNL as he was pretending to be bush and listing everyone on the axis of evil...

[[-VR-] Tool_Minion]

Your right King. I would straight vote for the man who had the fuckin BALLS to step to the plate and deliver that.

[Guest Corruptor310]

yeah I would like to see more accountability out of some countries -- for sure.

[RNG187]

DEAR GOD I CREAMED MYSELF! my biggest thing that i HATE is we broke out of our pattern of isolationism after WW2 when we tried to stop communism, OK communism's done pretty much, let's stick to our NEUTRALITY and concern ourselves with our DOMESTIC WELFARE and how OUR nation is doing.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chris_pheonix7]

i cant wait for the states to do that! ill be going straight into the canadian miitary and doing everything in my power to piss the states off, what are they gonna do? kill anyone that doesnt like what they do? i have no respect for America.

 

[BigMoneyNacku]

-Affliction- ]

i cant wait for the states to do that! ill be going straight into the canadian miitary and doing everything in my power to piss the states off, what are they gonna do? kill anyone that doesnt like what they do? i have no respect for America.

 

 

[[-VR-] Tool_Minion]

-Affliction- ]

i cant wait for the states to do that! ill be going straight into the canadian miitary and doing everything in my power to piss the states off, what are they gonna do? kill anyone that doesnt like what they do? i have no respect for America.

 

 

You know, it's that fuckin attitude RIGHT there that has us Americans in such a fuckin uproar over foriegn policy. If you don't like what we are doing, you have three options:

 

1) Ignore it, exactly the course of action YOUR country takes now. As long as your our neighbor, NO ONE will invade you.

 

2) Stand up and contact your goverment to have them SPEAK OUT. Hell, if Canada is so great, you should have no problem with this.

 

3) Get off our dicks. I really think the whole point of the above post is just that.

 

Affliction, your 17 years old. Your opinion on this subject MAY not hold much water simply due to your age. You get the same line of bullshit we do, you read stories in the paper, watch video feeds, yet your buying into the bullshit. This AMERICAN answer is exactly the OPPOSITE of that. We are SICK of countries suckin on our tit when there hungry, just to turn around and spit on us when we call for help.

 

Call the French. I bet they would defend you.

[BIGDANIEL]

-Affliction- ]

ill be going straight into the canadian miitary and doing everything in my power to piss the states off, what are they gonna do? kill anyone that doesnt like what they do?

 

 

No just those who purposely do things to piss us off.

 

 

 

-Affliction- ]

i have no respect for America.

 

 

After a comment like that I can honestly say that many will now have no respect for you. I know I dont.

[Peebrain]

I'd vote for that person in a second. And I say person because given the recent events, we can no longer say "him".

[RNG187]

affliction, bro, saying something like that to THIS audience is going to cause a lot of turbulence, we have MANY veterans and active military members on these forums, in our clans, and our families, who would be MORE than happy to chew you out for that comment. personally, i'd love to tear you a new one BUT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION.

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lets hit it now before things get heated...

[[-VR-] Tool_Minion]

J-Rite187 ]

affliction, bro, saying something like that to THIS audience is going to cause a lot of turbulence, we have MANY veterans and active military members on these forums, in our clans, and our families, who would be MORE than happy to chew you out for that comment. personally, i'd love to tear you a new one BUT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION.

 

lets hit it now before things get heated...

 

Im here to help you J-Rite. Second time today bro.

[Guest Stealthknight]

Now yes i agree that I would love to see most of that come to fruition but I dont know about it happening in 30 days. If someone could accomplish that in 1 term in office I would be amazed.

[Guest Corruptor310]

cant wait for the states to do that! ill be going straight into the canadian miitary and doing everything in my power to piss the states off, what are they gonna do? kill anyone that doesnt like what they do? i have no respect for America.

 

why wait??

 

Canada's age of consent is 17 to join the military, 16 if you are in military college or something like that, so get ma and pa to sign you away and go for it.

 

I got my moms sig when I was 16 and joined the Marines at age 17 after graduating high school. Did 8 years - for the curious.

 

 

[RNG187]

can we please have an admin lock or remove this thread?

[Pathogen-]

*shakes head* This is a typical inflammatory white trash mass post, geared to incite all the YAY PATRIOTISM rednecks who have no idea about foreign policy. You who beat your chests and cry war cries over gay letters like this really need to educate yourselves and broaden your narrow vision of the world.

 

I know that will make me unpopular, but it is what it is. Knowledge is power, power is respect...letters like this and other geocentric macho bravado patriotism is why the rest of the world laughs at us. Well, that and electing a nincompoop like W.

[Pathogen-]

oh, and to put me BACK in your good graces.... NASCAR AND BUDWEISER RULE!

 

 

 

;D

[Outlaw__Rebel]

I saw a documentary about Korea. You know they have a speaker in everyone home that doesn't ever turn off. And they pump Government information through the speaker. They also provide you with your food.

[Pathogen-]

lol tru. now stop stealing my template's cables!

[Prolog39]

I love how Canada is on the second list when we have troops in Afghanistan fighting along side Americans. Hell, my uncle was in Afghanistan for over a year. Sure, Canada didint go to Iraq, because that part of your "war" was unjust in our opinion, and I stand behind that decision. Just my two cents.

 

Btw, I agree with what you said, Path. Well said.

[BigMoneyNacku]

That is a shock.

[CDBS14]

i hate it when people in other countries call us imperialists, the real terrorists, and all of that bullshit, but seriously, when they get some sort of natural disaster omg we need us help we help them we love the us, after the disaster we hate americans, seriously why the fuck do we pay taxes so those fuckers can get away at cursing us out.

[MRM3T]

KingJunk ]

I did not write this, but it was e-mailed to me and I thought I will share it with you guys.

 

 

"To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic."

 

 

 

LMFAO.....I spilled my Ice Tea when I read this lol

[Pathogen-]

lol again, one of those historically hypothetical statements lol Like saying to France "Oh, if it wasn't for US in ww2, you'd be speaking German."

 

Well, mein freund, if it wasn't for France we'd still be speaking with a British accent. Cheerio mates!

 

And during the Ottoman empire, a good majority of the world WAS under Arab rule...and wonder of wonders, that gave rise to some of the greatest advancements in world history, in the arts and in philosophies and mathematics.

 

If it wasn't for the barbarians, we could ALL possibly be speaking Latin.

 

If it wasn't for the British, we could be speaking French. Or Spanish.

 

If it wasn't for global warming, I could be fucking a penguin right now.

[chris_pheonix7]

lol path very true, and im sorry for my earlier comment, i have alot of respect for any veteran of war, whatever country, my problem is with the American government, but Koreas way of getting propaganda to their people isnt very different from the way Americans do it, the only difference is we can shut it off.