April Fool's Day, EXCELLENT prank.

[RNG187]

so today, around 1 i got a call from a number i didn't recognize, i took the call. this person said they were a doctor, and needed to speak to my sister(which is unusual bc she lives w/my father..), and i told her that she doesnt live with me, and that if its urgent i can help. the doctor then proceeded to tell me that her pregnancy test had come back positive, and that she(my sister) needs to schedule an appointment to see her. i said thanks, and called my sister, who freaked out when i told her the news, she BEGGED me not to tell dad, and to call and make an appointment for her. so, i called the doc back, and my sister answered. please keep in mind, my sister turns 15 on the 15th. FUCK APRIL FOOLS DAY.

[inadub]

one of my officers has a post up in our 503 only area claiming that an ally clan gave him a shot and he was leaving... after adult swim put on that soft core porn rather then the regular programs last night right at midnight i was ready for anything today... that is pretty wack joke she played though... 15.. yikes!! atleast your best friend wasnt supposedly the dad... ;D

[CDBS14]

Mt teacher made us take a test, then said april fools at the end > > > > >

[ChuckMoney]

I called my boss and told him I quit!

 

And he thought it was a April fools joke lol

[Prane]

KingJunK ]

I called my boss and told him I quit!

 

And he thought it was a April fools joke lol

 

lol ;D

[EL1TE--SNIP3R]

lol king.

 

yeah today is my birthday. no, fucking seriously. it is. no damn april fools. it is seriously my birthday.

 

HOW COME NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME!

I NEVER GET ANY PRESENTS ON MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE NO ONE BELIEVES ME.

 

seriously it is. no bullshit. next to Christmas, it has to be the worse birthday ever.

[Merlin77o]

EL1TE--SNIP3R ]

lol king.

 

yeah today is my birthday. no, fucking seriously. it is. no damn april fools. it is seriously my birthday.

 

HOW COME NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME!

I NEVER GET ANY PRESENTS ON MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE NO ONE BELIEVES ME.

 

seriously it is. no bullshit. next to Christmas, it has to be the worse birthday ever.

 

your bd is on april 1st??................yeah right....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;D ;D ;D ;D

[EL1TE--SNIP3R]

SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH?!

[BA-ZERK]

The local Radio station puts on a Music Festival every year and for the last week theyve been saying there announcing the BEST EVER lineup today at 4.......assholes .....the lineuo includes .....John Denver,Patsy Cline,Elvis,The Brady Bunch and Jimi Hendrix........and a couple other Dead singers........bitches >

[ChuckMoney]

BA-ZERK ]

The local Radio station puts on a Music Festival every year and for the last week theyve been saying there announcing the BEST EVER lineup today at 4.......assholes .....the lineuo includes .....John Denver,Patsy Cline,Elvis,The Brady Bunch and Jimi Hendrix........and a couple other Dead singers........bitches >

 

Wuts wrong with Jimmi?

[RNG187]

KingJunK ]

BA-ZERK ]

The local Radio station puts on a Music Festival every year and for the last week theyve been saying there announcing the BEST EVER lineup today at 4.......assholes .....the lineuo includes .....John Denver,Patsy Cline,Elvis,The Brady Bunch and Jimi Hendrix........and a couple other Dead singers........bitches >

 

Wuts wrong with Jimmi?

 

yeah really? lol, Jimi and Elvis aren't something to be joking about.

[BA-ZERK]

KingJunK ]

BA-ZERK ]

The local Radio station puts on a Music Festival every year and for the last week theyve been saying there announcing the BEST EVER lineup today at 4.......assholes .....the lineuo includes .....John Denver,Patsy Cline,Elvis,The Brady Bunch and Jimi Hendrix........and a couple other Dead singers........bitches >

 

Wuts wrong with Jimmi?

LMAO.......HE'S DEAD

[HighTimesSW]

Lol, a player in our clan posted up that moneys been tight, and he got an offer to sell his ps3 and was going to retire (for the third time) to get his life back on track. Fell for it full heartedly, even though hes only 16 and lives with his parents lol, sigh how can money be that tight at 16.

[DK_MaluNYMets]

HIGH_TIMESsw ]

Lol' date=' a player in our clan posted up that moneys been tight, and he got an offer to sell his ps3 and was going to retire (for the third time) to get his life back on track. Fell for it full heartedly, even though hes only 16 and lives with his parents lol, sigh how can money be that tight at 16.

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lol that was a classic.

[luchesco]

i didnt do anything too big this april fools, i was out late on the 31st so when i came home at 3 am or so on the 1st i parked my car and proceeded to move my moms car around the corner and out of sight. I woke up to my mom yelling out "Where the fuck did my car go?!?!?!" lol i couldnt keep a straight face for long so after i yelled "April Fools" she promptly threw her keys at me and pegged me in the head lol my Mom is awesome.

 

(this is an old prank too, Ive done it to my Dad before a few years back, lucky for me my parents never really pay attention to April fools)

 

 

[HighTimesSW]

LOL, I am definately going to copy that next year, I'd lose it if my car was missing in the morning.

[C_A_G_E]

My wife and I just had a baby, she is 4 months now and she never sleeps... so even though she is awesome she is keeping both of us very busy.... Lately my wife has been really moody so jokingly i tell her she is probably pregnant again.

 

So she called me while i was at work and said she she took the test and it says she is pregnant. My first response was haha its April fools day good one but then she started to get more frustrated and sounded like she was actually telling the truth. She let me think she was pregnant again for the rest of the day until i was headed home (around 4-5 hours)

[RNG187]

C_A_G_E ]

My wife and I just had a baby, she is 4 months now and she never sleeps... so even though she is awesome she is keeping both of us very busy.... Lately my wife has been really moody so jokingly i tell her she is probably pregnant again.

 

So she called me while i was at work and said she she took the test and it says she is pregnant. My first response was haha its April fools day good one but then she started to get more frustrated and sounded like she was actually telling the truth. She let me think she was pregnant again for the rest of the day until i was headed home (around 4-5 hours)

 

LOL! very smart on your wife's part, that's brilliant.

[bizzyb0t]

RNG187 ]

so today, around 1 i got a call from a number i didn't recognize, i took the call. this person said they were a doctor, and needed to speak to my sister(which is unusual bc she lives w/my father..), and i told her that she doesnt live with me, and that if its urgent i can help. the doctor then proceeded to tell me that her pregnancy test had come back positive, and that she(my sister) needs to schedule an appointment to see her. i said thanks, and called my sister, who freaked out when i told her the news, she BEGGED me not to tell dad, and to call and make an appointment for her. so, i called the doc back, and my sister answered. please keep in mind, my sister turns 15 on the 15th. FUCK APRIL FOOLS DAY.

 

 

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