New Game! Get it!!

[GOAT]

 

New stick man video game.

 

-Stick man is a first, second, third and fourth person shooter.

-Game play is similar to COD, Socom, RV2, KZ2 and GRAW except this one works.

-Microphone audio is translated to Hugh! All voice is translated to hugh! Example.. “hey he’s on your left†– translation “hugh! Hugh!.. “OK I see him†– translation “hughâ€

-Rounds are played in traditional shooter formats with the exception of one stick in the middle of the playing field. The shooter that gets the stick becomes Stick man.. Stick man is invincible, cannot be killed and can kill anyone with his stick.. HUGH!

-There will be no patches for stick man. “We don’t need no stinking patches†translation- Hugh!

- There will be no DLC for stick man.. with stick man you get all we got right from the get go.

- There will be no refunds for stick man.. if it works great if it don’t.. too fucking bad.

- Stick man incorporates the new unfrickingreal game engine technology.

- Everything is destructible in stick man.. if you have the stick.

- Stick Man is playable on the Ps3, ps2, Ps1, N-64, Wi, Pc, Mac, Atari, commodore-64, sEga genesis, gameboy, Nintendo DS, ipod, and most cell phones but not the xbox 360.

- Stick Man is licensed under developer “UbeenShafted Inc.â€

- Stick man is a product by Goat, Big Money Nacku and Sgt Joe Friday any complaints are to be sent to Tool-Minion.

 

 

 

 

 

[inadub]

How did you make the cover Goat? and that post was awfully short are you feeling ok?

[GOAT]

Hugh!

[inadub]

huGHH!!??

 

 

Oh and i totally dig that it works for both PS3 and Wii... Just busting some cave balls...

[HighTimesSW]

lol, this was entertaining.

[GOAT]

We already have our first gamer!! and our new spokesman...

 

[UNCLE-SID25]

that might be kinda fun- How is the clan support?

[GOAT]

We invented clan support.

[SgtJoeFriday]

Do I get my royalties? The no DLC or patches was my idea as I recall. lol

[GOAT]

When it comes time to give out the royal shaft.. you're first in line.

 

Kudo's to Sgt Friday for the No DLC idea...

[SgtJoeFriday]

I'm just excited you have it headed to the shelves.

[GOAT]

Yep and with a price tag of $299 retail we only need to sell five to make a profit.

[Playerdown]

Already have it.

 

My kids showed me this site, and they've gotten pretty good at making mini-movies with it. Enjoy.

 

http://www.snapfiles.com/get/stickfigure.html

[BigMoneyNacku]

Goat ]

Yep and with a price tag of $299 retail we only need to sell five to make a profit.

 

 

Dude. I thought we were dropping it for 369.99? ;D

 

 

 

[Dumacracy]

argh... no nintendo, guess i cant get it then

[GOAT]

Dude it supports Nintendo!! n-64. DS! Oh I forgot "The Cube" too.. sorry about that but this thing will play on everything from a Intellivision to a Sony walkman.. (*note not compatible with Xbox 360). And don't be fooled by cheap stick man imitations.. this is the real deal! Play as Pre-Historic man or Neanderthal with a full arsenal of MODERN weaponry (*note useless against the stick-carrier) Worth every bit of the $299 $369 asking price. (*note a lucky few may receive the special gold blank disk version) Which is completly useless without patch 9.99. (*disclaimer there will be no patches).

 

Just look at some of the features!! Awesome!!

 

Amazing 2D graphics in blazing 480i res.

Complete non playable single play mode

Custom characterizations which can't be saved

Custom load outs which may change randomly (useless against stick carrier)

Support for dial-up and Vios connections. (*note fast connections will have perfect hit detection, slow connections will get pwned.. too fricking bad ... net zero pinhead!) Kudo's to BigMoneyNacku for his "the faster your connection the better you are".. plain and simple idea.

Support for all languages (universal Hugh! vocabulary)

AI's that stand still and are easily killed

Elimination of Rank ups - Reverse leader boards. Worst player listed as number one. *Scroll through pages for hours to see best player.

Full clan and friends list support. No support for recently played list.. (who the hell cares who you just beat?)

Lifetime no refund non-warranted period.