o-BacklasH-o Posted August 18, 2009 Report Posted August 18, 2009 One of my favorites: "There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!" Quote
Chili327 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Posted August 18, 2009 Pleeeease.. Smokey & the Bandit (1st one) One of my favs too.!! I'm gonna need some time to get a good one Quote
o-BacklasH-o Posted August 18, 2009 Report Posted August 18, 2009 Yup, Jackie Gleason was one of my favorite actors and that was such a great movie. The sequels were bleh. Quote
o-BacklasH-o Posted August 19, 2009 Report Posted August 19, 2009 Let's go Chili!!! Gibbs' smack! > Quote
o-BacklasH-o Posted August 20, 2009 Report Posted August 20, 2009 Annnnnnnnd another Gibbs' smack. Quote
HighTimesSW Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Posted August 21, 2009 Well 3 Days is long Enough :police:.... Im bored and this should contniue somehow. Girl#1: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public? Guy#1: I already did once today. [clicks his finger at Girl#2] Guy#1: But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else. Guy#2: [beat] Well, did he cum, or what? Guy#1: Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! Movie: and for fun Girl1: Name? Girl2: Name? Guy1: Name? Guy2: Name? Quote
[TEAM]X-_SHaTTeReD_-X Posted August 21, 2009 Report Posted August 21, 2009 its mallrats one guys name is brodie and one girls name is brandie about all i remember Quote
HighTimesSW Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Posted August 21, 2009 Correct... your floor... Guy#1 Brodie Bruce, Guy#2 Guil Hicks, Girl#1 Branding Spenning, and girl#2 Renee ?. Quote
[TEAM]X-_SHaTTeReD_-X Posted August 21, 2009 Report Posted August 21, 2009 good deal this is a easy one........... guy#1-Do you know we need man is some rope guy#2-absolutely what are you insane guy#1-no im not insane charlie bransons always got rope guy#2-Whattt? guy#1-Yeaa he always has a rope strapped around him in the movies and they always ends up using it guy#2-you've lost it haven't you guy#1-No im serious guy#2-thats stupid name one thing you'll need a rope for guy#1-i dont fucking know what you need it for they just always need it Quote
BigMoneyNacku Posted August 22, 2009 Report Staff Posted August 22, 2009 Boondock Saints. Love that movie. Quote
IKILLFOOLZ Posted August 24, 2009 Report Posted August 24, 2009 BigMoneyNacku ]Boondock Saints. Love that movie. X-_SHaTTeReD_-X ]sure is your turn BMN.... your turn Quote
BigMoneyNacku Posted August 24, 2009 Report Staff Posted August 24, 2009 my bad No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you." Quote
Chili327 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Posted August 25, 2009 BacklasH ]Annnnnnnnd another Gibbs' smack. My bad, i went on vacation for a week. lol Quote
o-BacklasH-o Posted August 25, 2009 Report Posted August 25, 2009 Chili-Palmer ] BacklasH ]Annnnnnnnd another Gibbs' smack. My bad, i went on vacation for a week. lol Boom another just because I love you. Quote
Bitter Posted August 25, 2009 Report Posted August 25, 2009 R: Roger's idea was to get back at the enemy the hardest way he could, mess up the works. From what we've heard here, I think he did exactly that. H: Do you think it was worth the price? R: Depends on your point of view, Hendley. Quote
ChuckMoney Posted August 25, 2009 Report Posted August 25, 2009 R: Roger's idea was to get back at the enemy the hardest way he could, mess up the works. From what we've heard here, I think he did exactly that. H: Do you think it was worth the price? R: Depends on your point of view, Hendley. I am young (28), but I know this because my friend dad used to watch a bunch of old westerns, war movies and shit like this, but is it The Great Escape? Quote
ChuckMoney Posted August 25, 2009 Report Posted August 25, 2009 A. Bishop, you're crazy! B. You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a *fuck* about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain't shit. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain't gon be shit, *pow*! So be it. You remember that, motherfucker. 'Cause I'm the one you need to be looking out for... *partner*! This should be EASY!! Quote
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