Wanna be a balla...

[IKILLFOOLZ]

Proper planning for the words you are spittin'

I shoud've know all along, your shit is pre-writtin

 

I get my lyrics from the top of my head

You writin' in your book, breakin pencil lead

 

Apoc please see below

I got one for you

Just straight flow

Like you should do

 

 

Comin' off that high, got a dub sack wrapped around some funk in the truck

I got a Mossberg pump and got the dagger pumped

 

And when that sickness hits, it's like I'm on stage

Watch my bank, hit the dank, load the gat, make the grade

 

12 midnight, my brothas on a stroll

Colonel Kurtz, Tcrew, LA we 'bout to roll

 

Ridin' deep hella high so brotha peep this

Take your Gloc off safety, turn around and hit the street

 

When I got that Milli pointed at your head

Aint no stoppin' cause Hosel said you're halfway dead

 

What can I say, got them evil thoughts fillin' up my head

OGC fill you full of hot lead

 

This clans down bitch, smokin' dank

Wit' my braids in my hair and I'm ridin' on a full tank

 

My 9 on the side, lookin' both ways

Peel a fools cap and then I'm sideways

[Chili327]

smokeosama ]

There are some phenomenal rhymes in this thread man. Good stuff fellas!

Yea good shyt, except i cant help but want to correct some of them..

 

If you guys used the preview button a little more they would be flawless. I noticed a couple needed the words rearranged or minor changes in words.

 

 

 

Dont try to sing this, it aint no rap, its just my opinon which is usually crap ..lol

 

[IKILLFOOLZ]

I agree Chili, I wish I could edit some of them.

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

Me pre-writtin?

thats like sayin the president should be Ms. Clinton

 

i was simply advisin fools who step

the only way my free flow can bebeat is with prep.

 

some of your lines didnt even rhyme,

your sweeter than Clementine.

 

I dont need to glorify my clan, we've established our status

understand we are all sharper than a cactus

 

but if that is what you want to hear, i will grant your wish

slice and dice your team mates, fillet you like a fish

 

Stormwatch is about loyalty, Brotherhood and pride

this is what we live by, not where we choose to hide

to all the clans we beat! we thank you for takin it in strde

 

but top the clans who beat us, no achivement goes in rewarded

just know you held in high regard, after the cheaters get reported

 

so ya see i can rap about nething, im more flexible than a contortionist

your dad and your mom wish they never said no to the abortionist

 

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

thats "to the clans" not "top" sorry lol

[IKILLFOOLZ]

OMNI ]

New school you say, too old? is that what I am?

Well let this old man introduce you to Kelly

So you can take your dick out your hand

 

 

ROTFL!!!!!

 

That was good, my favorite part so far

 

Out of all the lines in this thread, I like these 2 the best

 

 

i like how you rapped with a cute little theme,

why you want my dick out my hand? i thought you liked eating my creme

 

Good shit Apoc, that had me rolling last night.

 

 

 

 

Oh I'm not done, there's plenty in store

But I've got work to do, be back after 4

 

Must be nice being a little kid

Now go bend over for your Uncle-Sid

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

little kid ? you dont know shit about me

July 16 i Ship out to join the UD Navy

 

I goto school and got a job, im on my grind

why ont you see if you slip in a rhyme round lunch time? lol

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

US Navy lol my bad this is a blast

[Guest OMNI]

Not a kid? Joining the Navy you say,

 

Well, hopefully your parents will take you off of puishment,

 

so you can play with us on Stormwatch Sunday

 

lol

 

 

-Omni

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

Funny, i remember you scratching my ass last time i had an itch

What do u do for a living? i heard you have clients, so that means your someones bitch

 

C'mon omni you know my shit is real

you need to quit trippin, cuz ill catch you slippin

like you stepped on a banana peel.

 

im not gonna waste a song on you, like u may want

but i remember something i have for you in socom. a personalized taunt

 

when i shoot you thru glass and your laying in shards

my team runs around your body while you read in red:

"Ring around the retard"

[[OGC] Tcrew]

.APOCALYP5E. ]

Ok im confused

gone for a minute

and now im gettin abused

ya girl jus left ya

ya found out youve been used

so you go lookin for a fight and im the one you choose

 

Well folks you made a mistake,

hope you understand the ruckus you create

im the shark and your the bait

 

ikillfoolz is the only REAL opposer

ima put a end to all this you can call me The Closer

 

i can rhyme about anything fool, dont get it twiwsted

You so old you still tell your children about the time you got black listed

 

you dumb commy you dont want it here

you got stab in a shoot out, slit ear to ear

 

goat your shit was funny, i laughed for a while

im glad you made an appearance you made us all smile

 

and maximus im happy for your family

compared to you were the mob

its his brains, not cherry pie you thought he was a slob

 

UP! there goes your leader

you got a little peter

Im a convoy bitch you just a two seater

i bring the heat like a heater

your an inch im a kilometer

 

i flip flows like a current

you downlaod your rhymes via torrent

 

anyone else tryna spit, bring ya "A" game

cuz other than sid ever one has been lame

 

so if your gonna step, just know im about quality and endurance

and remember:

prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance

 

Im confused...you said ikillfoolz is the only real opposer but then you say everyone else but sid is lame? get your lines straight. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

[TOW-19]

RNG187 ]

TOW! TOW! TOW! ill start ya off' date=' EVERYBODY IN THE 312 THROW YA HANDS UP! EVERYBODY IN THE 773 THROW YA HANDS UP!!  ;D

[/quote']

 

Tcrew ]

I wanna see Tow throw some fury out here

 

I got motherfuckas beggin' for the fury of the Tow

Fucker's want the fuckin' fury like I'm a nappy fuckin' ho

They walkin' 'round with dick in hand screamin' they tha fuckin' show

But the marquee, motherfuckas, got Tow and Sniper up in glo

 

Yeah it's our party and we'll cry if we want to

but we ain't got the time cuz we busy tryin' t'stop you

from corruptin' fuckin' paradise and tryin' ta unglue

the sacred shit we built, two fuckin' years, homie, times two

 

We hears it everyday like we's hearin' tha old bag

screamin' from the kitchen like a waxed bitch on tha rag

whinin' 'bout ya glitches and ya honor and yo lag

thinkin' you should be killin' hundreds just wit' yo one mag

 

Yet I'm walkin' through these fuckin' hallowed doors again

tryin' to serve up invites to people sayin' they our friends

As long they get what they want there won't be no loose ends

We're fuckin' rubber band men, while they be fuckin' steel, don't bend

 

All's we wants tha truth, we want the honor up in here

But some fuckers bring the shady, put it all up in our rear

and smile while they be laughin' cuz they think they in tha clear

but you forgetful motherfuckers forget that we just don't feel fear

 

You tried to sub in motherfuckers for ya wars and we caught you

tried ta bring tha hate of race up in here and we fought you

tried to come in our house with suits and smiles and we bought you

til we found out who you were and then we fuckin' flat dropped you

 

We had pussy motherfuckers who thought it funny to be clowns

Shittin' all over our fuckin' party so we fuckin' shut shit down

Clans've let us know they don't like how this motherfuckin' sounds

now they seein' the rabble's fuckin' comin' back around

 

But you all be knowin' the score, you fuckin' knows how this goes

you come play in OUR house then you be fuckin' fittin' in ya roles

Sign ya name, play tha game and ya won't be creatin' no holes

This ain't yo tourney, bitch, it's fuckin' Snipe's and Unda-Tow's

 

So go 'head keep watchin' Stormwatch cuz they back wit' tha hits

A Perfect Circle's runnin' circles til you standin' in pits

Hunnerd-One wants to plug you til you existin' as bits

And Gentlemen be back to provin' that they ain't just little kids

 

Anddawg's back inna heat o' shit with his sparkly new clan

Rogue 7 rears up with Viper, truly a venom spittin' man

And to all you other motherfuckahs comin' to UF with yo plans

play it up straight, motherfuckahs, so I don't have to smack you with my rock-solid

pimp-holla'd

booty-feelin'

punk-reelin'

pussy-smoovin'

body-movin'

BITCH HAND!

 

I saw's y'all's poll and the fucker ain't fair

cuz y'all's forgots to put motherfuckin' Undertow up in there.

But that's all good, that shit's all right,

cuz the winner'll call himself "king," but I run shit all NIGHT.

 

*****insert that disclaimer thing you were all fond of in your rhymes.......  

 

[Guest OMNI]

.APOCALYP5E. ]

Funny, i remember you scratching my ass last time i had an itch

What do u do for a living? i heard you have clients, so that means your someones bitch

 

C'mon omni you know my shit is real

you need to quit trippin, cuz ill catch you slippin

like you stepped on a banana peel.

 

im not gonna waste a song on you, like u may want

but i remember something i have for you in socom. a personalized taunt

 

when i shoot you thru glass and your laying in shards

my team runs around your body while you read in red:

"Ring around the retard"

 

 

LOL....

 

You got the game twisted young buck, I'm no ones bitch

Those clients that you speak of are the one's who make me rich

 

Well, rich is a relative term, even an exageration maybe,

but one thing I know for sure, when you ship off for the Navy

Ill be at your house, in your bed, makin babies with your lady

 

whoops gotta go call my clients........now fuck you pay me!

 

 

-Omni

[IKILLFOOLZ]

Tow I sense so much anger in your rhyme.... do we need to make an appointment? lol j/k

 

 

Good shit man. Can we have commander fury rappin' on the next podcast?

[Deutscher75]

DAAAAYAYYAYAYAAMMN ! NUNDERTOW! NUNDERTOW! NUDERTOW! NUDERTOW! NUDERTOW!!!

 

Holy shit!

 

I love this thread!

[RNG187]

towm thats y we asked for you to rap, to whoop everybodys ass

[Colonel-Kurtz]

holy sshheeeiit. I go away for 1 week on business and come back to find my troops in a rap-off. what the fuck?!

[RNG187]

LOL its okay col, they've pretty much won the war. ;D ;D Apoc you're no 2pac. OGC got this.

[[OGC] Tcrew]

Kurtz ur a fresh person I know you got some raps runnin thru your blood stream. Let em loose.

[Chili327]

Damn Tow.. Tilt that hat homie..!

[IKILLFOOLZ]

Colonel-Kurtz ]

holy sshheeeiit.  I go away for 1 week on business and come back to find my troops in a rap-off.  what the fuck?!

 

Don't worry my leader, not causing any drama

Just a friendly battle, like Wilmers' "Yo Momma"

 

Not too bad for a couple white boys

At least when Apoc quits playing with his toys

 

He's a young one you know, going in the Navy

Who's got something to prove and trying to play me

 

Holy shit! Did you see it Apoc?

You were in the lead but now I'm on top

 

There's a couple hours left on the poll

Give us your best rap, show me how you roll

 

Get it done quick, to get that extra vote

Put down the toys or you'll miss the boat

 

The battle's between the 2 of us you know

But the best rap on here is from Undertow

 

I'm sure you'll say, I'm kissin' his ass

But remember little boy, OGC's got class

 

There's really no point, for me to continue

This battle's over and you missed the venue

 

At least you've learned one thing this time

Age and experience wins everytime

 

 

 

 

 

[GOAT]

Daaaaaaayaaammmmmm

 

 

 

Tow and Col. laying the smack down..

 

Good schit!

[TOW-19]

Chili-Palmer ]

Damn Tow.. Tilt that hat homie..!

 

Well....they DID ask for it. LOL

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

Bravo Bravo, Im impressed Undertow

You runt\ the best Tourney around so you wont take a blow

 

i missed the poll, The game is done

All the real men know who is numba one

 

Between you n I and Tcrew

I was winning until your clan came through

im not implying anything just do what you do

 

But now I'll lay a rap for all you who beg

i woulda done it sooner but everyone was humpin my leg

 

I will never cry, never say it wasnt fair

But you cant deny, that i was in EVERYones crosshairs

 

Like OGC i have class too,

So killinfools My hats off to you

 

Ill never have it twisted, im too damn straight

if you dont get my lines re read and reevaluate

 

but heres a white boy from BODYMORE city

been thru my share but i dont want your pity

 

More mature than the average teen

yea ima a socom fiend,

but its not tears I cry or Blood i bleed

 

I always put One ten into everything i do,

half ass isnt in my vocab i dont know about you

 

You know most rappers rhyme about 9's and fitteds

but they quit talkin shit when their wig gets splitted

 

my lyrics get you lifted lik you smokin on the purp

but when i hit you in the back you do everything but burp

 

Struggle is what i know, It how i continue to grow

The Navy is how im gettin outta this shit hole

 

No money now, but it will come later

silky underwear boots made from a gator

 

I write rhymes, to pass time,

im on my grind to get whats mine

fresh like pine,

bring sound to the deaf and sight to the blind

 

Call me a miracle worker, I mean you won didnt you?

but seriously guys, who the fuck voted for Tcrew?

who the fuck did he screw?

 

pardon me im allergic to bullshit,

got a man complex wit a full clip

smokin on tha purp, sizzirp is wat i sip

last one who thought he was better ended up wit a fat lip

 

a forty on tha curb for all my dead homies an the mommas they were born to

ill mourn you till i join you, you had to get burried cuz i could neva burn you

 

First off is Caleb Rest in peace brotha

put a smile on everyones face

funny like no otha

 

Dont think i didnt care because i didnt cry

I was raised that men dont do that, dont as me why

 

you know what let me stop this aint a thread to vent

Let me get back to how the voting was bent,

jus playin, on this thread alot of time spent

Omni says hes rich , he drives a Prius with a huge dent

 

im a quit now cuz i see a comeback around the bend

so ill end this shit with a FUCK YOU ALL! and a The End

 

 

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

Oh Hey no way the poll has been extend another day

 

well to your dismay i put my hat back on, because you havent won just yet

im fresher than clean laundry flyer than a jet

 

yea im a yungin ownin you while i do my H Dub

ask your wife to show you how i gave her the rub down in the tub

i know she liked it she was cringin her nubs

Im unstoppable, learn it now bub

 

I speak with passion, rap with heart, you cant beat the truth im ruthless

redneck, my rhymes hit you at 99 and knock out a tooth, your toothless

 

ill keep it short because of my previous flow,

you know where to go

you are the opening act for my show

im the one you blow when your feelin low

ask your wife about it she already knows

 

I will fry any fish, grill any bean

I dont know how to NOT rap im a rhyme fiene

 

The A-k Go chop chop chop

you go flop flop flop

my pants drop drop drop

and your wife goes bop bop bop

 

i See more green than the celtics, more gold than the lakers

I dont just by out the house but the surrondin hundred acres

 

ya boys should say" dont do it fool u cant beat him its a trap"

the space between your teeth makes me think your dentist is from the GAP

 

cmon cut the crap im the nicest around

im floatin on cloud nine and your STILL kissin the ground

 

But like i said im gonna keep it short

heres your last chance abort abort abort!