woops...LOL

[Hellraiser]

never mind im a dumbass.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

but since i cant erase the thread, lets not let it go to waste.. wsup people? im Hellraiser from RVN LOL.

 

ill try to find a joke.

[Hellraiser]

here you go: ;D ;D

 

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

 

A: A cherry float.

 

LMAO!

 

 

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

 

A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.

 

 

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

 

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

[Hellraiser]

Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?

 

A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself. ;D

[CDBS14]

Hellraiser ]

Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?

 

A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself. ;D

 

some gum is not pink :P

[DK_MaluNYMets]

This is an Ultimate Fail LOL

[Red0ctobeR]

What starts with an H and ends with an R and asks questions that everyone else knew... but him?

 

Hellraiser

[Hellraiser]

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

 

-- Oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.

 

-- Sex is like bridge game: don't need partner if you have good hand.

 

;D

 

 

One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won. The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and one. The third entered the 'smallest penis' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected.

 

"What happened?" asked his friends.

 

"Who's [*S*]Havoc?" ;D

[[DC] thine-reaper]

Hellraiser ]

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

 

-- Oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.

 

-- Sex is like bridge game: don't need partner if you have good hand.

 

;D

 

 

One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won. The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and one. The third entered the 'smallest penis' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected.

 

"What happened?" asked his friends.

 

"Who's [*S*]Havoc?" ;D

 

lmao

[o-BacklasH-o]

This would get an ultimate fail if not for the last joke. So I dub this only an epic fail.

[DK_MaluNYMets]

BacklasH ]

This would get an ultimate fail if not for the last joke. So I dub this only an epic fail.

 

I thought we were friends. How dare you over rule me. LOL. The Cubs suck.. LOL jk

[Hellraiser]

well i could've just left it with "..." and let it sink..but i decided not to waste a thread and at least entertain someone..

 

SOOOOO here's another one.. this one made me LOL..

 

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.

'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend. ;D

[GOAT]

Hellraiser walks into his clan meeting, holds out his hand full of dog shit, and says to his clan leader, "Look what I almost stepped in..."

 

 

 

[Prime-VR]

Goat ]

Hellraiser walks into his clan meeting, holds out his hand full of dog shit, and says to his clan leader, "Look what I almost stepped in..."

 

 

 

 

True story. ;D

[Hellraiser]

z-Prime-z ]

Goat ]

Hellraiser walks into his clan meeting, holds out his hand full of dog shit, and says to his clan leader, "Look what I almost stepped in..."

 

 

 

 

True story. ;D

 

yep.. after that my hands reeked for about a week and we decided to pull a few pranks which lead to Primes avatar. ;D

[Prime-VR]

Hellraiser ]

z-Prime-z ]

Goat ]

Hellraiser walks into his clan meeting, holds out his hand full of dog shit, and says to his clan leader, "Look what I almost stepped in..."

 

 

 

 

True story. ;D

 

yep.. after that my hands reeked for about a week and we decided to pull a few pranks which lead to Primes avatar. ;D

 

LMFAO!!

[o-BacklasH-o]

MaluNYMets ]

BacklasH ]

This would get an ultimate fail if not for the last joke. So I dub this only an epic fail.

 

I thought we were friends. How dare you over rule me. LOL. The Cubs suck.. LOL jk

 

LOL it was an ultimate fail until that joke.