APC NEEDS SOME C.S.I. EYES HERE......

[TOW-19]

RAWTAL3NT ]

you should make that pic ur intro page on ur site for a few weeks lmao embarrass him

 

Naw....that just might scare away recruits and friends.....

[Guest [APC]Swifthawk]

Well, it only seems fitting that TOW called my bluff when I said I didn't believe he'd post that pic here. Looks like he too stands up to his word. Now, I'll give you all the details of the shot, so there is no further "scrutiny" about it.

 

The poster was hugging my lower region in order to prevent any mishappenings to occur (picture of my balls). My friends are not staring at my junk. They are, however, making sure the sign stayed at the proper height so as not to reveal anything. My body is not "misaligned" but thank you for looking so hard at it. I'm a long distance runner, and I've been graced with larger upper thighs, skinny legs, and a skinny waste. My stance is what caused my body to appear this way.. you see, I was forced to do "jazz hands" and "make a cheesey smile".. so it was only propper that it appeared this way.

 

The lamp behind me has a seperate reading lamp attachment to it, one that shines extremely bright and it can be affixed to any position, which is why I used it. However.. the flash on my camera combined with light coming through the windows in my house prevented the shot from being "truly complete" so as you can see my naked self shining behind the poster.

 

I was however.. naked. I am a boxer man, because.. briefs are old school. I'm comfortable with myself enough (I had a few..) to be naked in front of other men. I go to the gym, and I shower naked.. and.. there are other men there. The guy in the right side of the picture has been my friend for many years.. we've played sports together.. locker rooms etc. This wasn't uncomfortable for either of us. He plays socom, and is well aware of APC's high ranked status, so he understood.

 

LOL his buddy, whom I just met before the picture.. doesn't play the game but still found it rather funny. He read the post and agreed to do the shot, just for a good laugh at the matter and possibly for blackmail purposes later on this year.

 

I felt bad that I decided to leave APC. I laughed when I saw how I was able to get my tags back. I was embarassed when the photo hit our forums.. I was even MORE embarassed when they the UF forums. However, APC is family.

 

Family.. you do anything for family. The members of this clan share something more than any nude photo of myself could possibly fathom. We treat each other with respect both in and out of the game. Many of us communicate and get together with each other outside the walls of SOCOM. We're not just a team in the PS2 world, we're more. APCers are family, and that is what makes them (us) the clan that we are. We're here to have fun with each other and the game. I think that this photo would be too much if it were enabling me to come back to a clan or team.. but it's allowing me to return to this family, so it was much worth it.

 

I was respected before I left APC in July... and I was respected after, even without the tags. I didn't take this picture to gain any respect back from anyone in APC. I took it to rejoin one of the most respected clans in the SOCOM community today. However, don't expect to hear me say I'd do it again..

 

See you on the battlefield.

[APC]SWIFTHAWK

[Fear_Wade]

FANTASTICAL dude, funniest thread on here in a while!

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

How much did you pay your friends?

[Guest [APC]Swifthawk]

guy on the right nothing, dude on the left I gave a few miller lites

[SEQUOYAH]

Well...you've got balls dude.....thats for sure. At least we assume you do. LOL!

[STREETSWEEPR1]

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[Prime-VR]

If he's naked he's got short balls.

 

Best thing said ;D ;D ;D

[boody]

PRIMEMEAT ]

If he's naked he's got short balls.

 

Best thing said ;D ;D ;D

hahahahah!!!

[UNCLE-SID25]

lol thats about the funniest shit I have viewed here ;D... EVER .

[o-BacklasH-o]

boody ]

PRIMEMEAT ]

If he's naked he's got short balls.

 

Best thing said ;D ;D ;D

hahahahah!!!

 

LMAO oh dear...