Wanna be a balla...

[RNG187]

Apoc as i said before, you're no 2pac

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

yea and neither is anyone else on this thread

[RNG187]

lol nah, theres some SICK shit here, i was just saying that cuz its funny, true and it ryhmes. ;D

[TOW-19]

RNG187 ]

lol nah' date=' theres some SICK shit here, i was just saying that cuz its funny, true and it ryhmes. ;D

[/quote']

 

LOL

[IKILLFOOLZ]

Hey that was great, way to go Apoc

And in my book, you've got the #1 spot

 

This battle was fun, but everything has to end

Thank you for the chance, to make a new friend

 

Keep your head down, while in the service

Don't worry about money, the Navy will give you purpose

 

Stay safe once you're on that big ship

And never hesitate, to shoot from the hip

 

My family and I pray for you, where ever you rome

And will never stop, until you ALL come home

 

Hold on, wait, they've extended the show

So get your votes in, for mutherfuckin Undertow

 

 

[IKILLFOOLZ]

LOL I spelled roam wrong. Damn I need to proof read these before I post.

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

LoL

[IKILLFOOLZ]

.APOCALYP5E. ]

Oh Hey no way the poll has been extend another day

 

well to your dismay i put my hat back on, because you havent won just yet

im fresher than clean laundry flyer than a jet

 

yea im a yungin ownin you while i do my H Dub

ask your wife to show you how i gave her the rub down in the tub

i know she liked it she was cringin her nubs

Im unstoppable, learn it now bub

 

I speak with passion, rap with heart, you cant beat the truth im ruthless

redneck, my rhymes hit you at 99 and knock out a tooth, your toothless

 

ill keep it short because of my previous flow,

you know where to go

you are the opening act for my show

im the one you blow when your feelin low

ask your wife about it she already knows

 

I will fry any fish, grill any bean

I dont know how to NOT rap im a rhyme fiene

 

The A-k Go chop chop chop

you go flop flop flop

my pants drop drop drop

and your wife goes bop bop bop

 

i See more green than the celtics, more gold than the lakers

I dont just by out the house but the surrondin hundred acres

 

ya boys should say" dont do it fool u cant beat him its a trap"

the space between your teeth makes me think your dentist is from the GAP

 

cmon cut the crap im the nicest around

im floatin on cloud nine and your STILL kissin the ground

 

But like i said im gonna keep it short

heres your last chance abort abort abort!

 

 

Damn it!

 

I missed this one somehow

Didn't see it until just now

 

We should keep rappin, and be showboats

But Tow laid down 1 rap, and he's gettin all the votes

 

So I'll go ahead and stop, for tonight anyway

Time to log on, I got some COD to play

 

I'll be back for sure on the 'morrow

To drop more lines, and make you ALL feal the sorrow

 

I didn't think 1 rap from Tow would make us worry

It shows how much people love Urgent Fury

[Guest SaTAnS_SoUlJa]

We have different views, i see no need to be afraid

he just got inside some people like a frag grenade

People are on his nutz so they figured they go to his aid

Urgent Fury: its where real gangstuhs are made

 

In my Eyes when your opponet declares you the victor

the poll becomes useless,

its like measuring a tornado with a richter.

 

But I too need my rest

Today we learned that Apoc is the best

 

Kill got mad respect for you and yours

hope we have many encounters in the UF tours

 

You got mad skills,

you werent easy to beat

couple times you went for the kill

and i barely dodged defeat

 

gotta admit you surprised me at first

i had the hunger and you had the thirst

 

looks like no more competition

just rap after rap

if im being honest i was getting tired of everyones crap

 

so before you attack foolz youbetter watch ya back

cuz not only wil he retaliate but youll get the Apoc attack

 

IM gettin kinda tired

lines are gettin corny

as d.trump would say, OMNI, your fired

goto sleep now and ill dream about the tourny

 

[IKILLFOOLZ]

Hell Tow can handle it, this is all in fun

What you can't handle, is a bullet from my gun

 

The poll is useless, I'll give you that Apoc

I've already said, you got the top spot

 

Just wait for tomorrow, or the next time we meet

Everyone here, is in for a helluva treat

 

I will lay down a rap for everyone here

Then you'll all know the true feeling of fear

 

But now I'm so tired, my eyelids are hot

No more from me, so I will just stop

[[RIP]saint52]

RAP Battles on the POD casts next!!!!!

[RNG187]

pairy fairy vs cmdr fury!!!

[IKILLFOOLZ]

Well I'm back, like I said I would

To lay down a rhyme, like y'all wish you could

 

No talking shit, not here to battle Apoc

You won in my book, but now Tow's on top

 

He put down one bad ass rhyme but so what

He got lots of votes, so many on his nutts

 

I'm not here talkin shit about Tow

Just call 'em like I see 'em you know

 

So send him some flowers, and cards that say "I love you"

And wipe off your noses, they smell like Tow's doo doo

 

My rhymes have content, tell a story I'm told

Y'alls half-ass battle lyrics are played out & old

 

Some of y'all had some tight lines I admit

But were only focused on talking shit

 

Except for that Congo Rock story you wrote

Now that was funny shit [uF Staff] Goat

 

Let's get back to the topic at hand

All you shit talkers should join a boy band

 

That's really your only chance, at fortune and fame

In this tourny OGC will be at the top of its game

 

So go ahead and rap about how we'll be beat

And we'll just smile, when we take the # 1 seat

 

It will be tough, for sure, there's no doubt

Overcoming a challenge is what we're all about

 

Not talkin shit, just a friendly rub

Bring your "A" game, to The Old Gentlemen's Club

 

I'm done with the battles, but don't stop this thread

Put up your best raps, from the top of your head

 

No pre-planning, writing or re-hearsing

Leave out the shit talking and ease up on the cursing

 

Cursing is fine, but gives rhymes less clout

Good luck in the tourney and with that I'm out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[UNCLE-SID25]

6 fn pages of rapn! lmao hmm...

 

 

*Sid thinks of a way to market small turntables, synthesizers, a mic and sells it to the likes of Guitar Hero and Rockband. Makes millions and is 08's best seller for the holiday season.

 

Oh lol

[Chili327]

UNCLE-SID25 ]

6 fn pages of rapn! lmao hmm...

 

 

*Sid thinks of a way to market small turntables, synthesizers, a mic and sells it to the likes of Guitar Hero and Rockband. Makes millions and is 08's best seller for the holiday season.

 

Oh lol

I thought of that too, but not sure how it could work..

 

Obviously a mic so you could freestyle over some beats, but the turntables are what I'm not sure how to make them useful :-\

[TOW-19]

IKILLFOOLZ ]

No pre-planning, writing or re-hearsing

Leave out the shit talking and ease up on the cursing

 

Cursing is fine, but gives rhymes less clout

Good luck in the tourney and with that I'm out!

 

Sayin' "motherfucker" means my rhymes got less clout?

It'd make sense if you knew what ya talkin' about.

Whippin' fuckin' cursin' don't make me feel stout.

So tip me over, motherfucker, and pour me out.

 

Ikillzfoolz, maybe, but only in ya dreams.

But only fools walkin' in front o' ya, givin' ya cream.

I saw you stalkin' on the rooftop on the balance beam.

But you wasn't shootin', you's hidin', you ran outta steam.

 

I went to the Gents Club once late one Saturday

All the honeys in there stroked on me to play

had me some drinks dog, and oh, by the way

got me tha clap too, what more should I say?

 

You's got to sterilize that place, wipe down some seats

Before yo girls be sittin' down on their beef curtain meats

and get that shit all moldy when they supposed to be treats

and slide 'em down brass poles to the sound of Apoc's beats

 

And don't start me on Apoc,

bitch thinks that he's 2pac,

always thinkin' that he rocks

peelin' off in his I-roc

Never stayin' in one spot

never parks in a pay lot

got no money for mo' pot

tryin' ta take care o' ass rot.

 

And as for words spittin' nonesense 'bout noses in my butt

you all need a new rhyme, that one don't punch the gut

And if they do, who can blame 'em, my ass is better than smut

so's I think you just jealous cuz you ain't get a cut.

 

And I know my butt stinks, that's where my shit makes they exit

And I's trained by my momma and I's always gonna check it

And since I'm not gay, I don't think no hommie's gonna wreck it

'cept when you's around, cuz then YOU try to peck it

 

But I's think these rhymes healthy, it's all in good fun

S'long as you don't be thinkin' that you number one

Cuz you's like Vanilla Ice, and I'm Reverend Run

You got no weight, you light, and I weigh a ton

 

But just calm down no don't get in no pickle

Sometimes my rhymes can give you a tickle

and it don't matter if you's easy or fickle

I heard yo two cents and I's gave you a nickel

 

But this was fun, another ryhme, right after Mass

and I hope you ended up enjoyin' yo class

And just for you I limited the times I said "ass"

but not "motherfucker" cuz it's part o' my sass

 

Undertowz, Undertowz, where for art thou, Undertowz

Right here with my peeps, but not backed on they nose

They just liftin' me high cuz they's all in the know

that they liftin tha champ, you drippy ass ho's.

 

And here's my disclaimer, this ain't nuttin' personal

I just saw y'all havin' fun whippin' a verse and all

and I decided to join in cuz y'all wrote my name on the wall

and I put the headache to bed like I was yo Tylenol

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

This is so much fun.

I think I'm going to turn pro rapist.

I mean rappist.

I mean raper.

I mean rapper. ;D

 

 

[UNCLE-SID25]

Undertow ]

This is so much fun.

I think I'm going to turn pro rapist.

I mean rappist.

I mean raper.

I mean rapper.  ;D

 

lol

[Deutscher75]

UNCLE-SID25 ]

6 fn pages of rapn! lmao hmm...

 

 

*Sid thinks of a way to market small turntables, synthesizers, a mic and sells it to the likes of Guitar Hero and Rockband. Makes millions and is 08's best seller for the holiday season.

 

Oh lol

 

too late already copyrighted the idea my friend... ;D

[Chili327]

Then you are infringing on my idea ;D ..lol

[TOW-19]

Chili-Palmer ]

Then you are infringing on my idea ;D ..lol

 

SUUUURVED.

[IKILLFOOLZ]

Undertow ]

 

always thinkin' that he rocks

peelin' off in his I-roc

 

 

 

LMFAO! That shit had me rollin'.

 

 

You got mad skillz Tow, that much is true

I'll have to step my game up, in my next rhyme for you

[TOW-19]

And I's be waitin' here cleanin' off my guns

And while you there thinkin', I'mma go rub my buns

And don't be givin' me looks, it's hows I have my funs

da only time I don't is when I be havin' da runs.

[RNG187]

Undertow ]

And I's be waitin' here cleanin' off my guns

And while you there thinkin', I'mma go rub my buns

And don't be givin' me looks, it's hows I have my funs

da only time I don't is when I be havin' da runs.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! never gets old..

[Colonel-Kurtz]

Im thinking of changing foolz's name to parappadarappa

[[OGC] Tcrew]

If im thinking correctly parrapadarappa was an awesome game...it was a game wasn't it?