Sex for the first time

[pito]

Sex for the first time

 

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have

dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the

girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would

like to go out and make love for the first time.

 

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so

he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The

pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy

everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

 

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms

hed like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy

insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather

busy, it being his first time and all.

 

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and

meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, Im so excited for you to

meet my parents, come on in

 

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the

girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace

and bows his head.

 

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his

head down.

 

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

 

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend

leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you

were this religious.

 

The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was

a pharmacist.

[SOTG Savage]

awesome.......poor kid......I bet he didnt get none.....lmao

[pito]

probably not

 

-PiT0-

[Guest Damstr8]

Dude talk about Buying a cow for milk and finding out its a Bull.

[o-BacklasH-o]

Poor little bugger lol.

[Guest jwa798921]

hahahaha lmfao thats a good one!

[Chili327]

Damn I saw the subject title, & I thought you guys we're handing out tips that i could use.. ;D

[TOW-19]

That was a great joke.

[Guest KingJunk]

Nice Pito but I blew the joke for myself because once he went to the store I knew the girl dad was going to be the Pharmacist.

[[LA]Edmaster]

lol that's awesome.

[[101] Trigga47]

Undertow ]

That was a great joke.

I think he's being sarcastic. It's obviously the true story of Undertow's youth.

 

HAHA jk

[MedicSgt]

nice lmao

[boom3r8491]

LoL Nice one. ^.^

[[PHS] SnipingBalla]

yea its bad for the kid, but just think of what the dad was thinkin i mean