You might be gay...

[Chili327]

1. If you are over thirty five, and you have a washboard stomach, you

are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have

spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the

Oprah diet.

 

 

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,

but gay--it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a

delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just

think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over

here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,

snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

 

 

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such

nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que

ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits.

Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.

 

 

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a

parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his

bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

 

 

5. If you drink decaf coffee, you like a high hard one in the poop

chute. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've

put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

 

 

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of

dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A

real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as

well as all the names of all the players in the Major Leagues, NFL, NHL,

college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a

"fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other

than denim, you are faggadocious.

 

 

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to

tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a

slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand

to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, scratch his

balls, or play with his broad in the passenger seat.

[hannibal]

LMAO

[CZambrano]

Chili-Palmer ]

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,

but gay--it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a

delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just

think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over

here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,

snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

 

This applies to someone I know......

[SNIPER]

CZambrano ]

Chili-Palmer ]

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,

but gay--it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a

delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just

think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over

here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,

snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

 

This applies to someone I know......

 

Oh, you mean TOW!? Oh, did I say that out loud....?

 

 

[Guest OMNI]

funny post, but not nearly as fuuny as that avatar...i think I just watched it 20 times in a row...lol

 

that is one hell of a talented move that dude pulled off there

[Neoblackhound]

Chilli did you sum up life right there lol.

[DK_Deadly_Intent]

Wow that sum's up D75 to a T.

[Da_xavier]

lol had some time on ur hands eh

[Chili327]

Nope, just copy & paste. ;D

[Malik4Play]

I would not take a dump in a public restroom lol, that is not sanitary...

[Guest Corruptor310]

Tha-Truth ]

I would not take a dump in a public restroom lol, that is not sanitary...

 

It is sanitary if you use the sink!

[pito]

CZambrano ]

Chili-Palmer ]

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,

but gay--it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a

delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just

think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over

here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,

snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

 

This applies to someone I know......

 

Damn CZ u beat me to it

[Guest [iLL] Andawg]

Tha-Truth ]

I would not take a dump in a public restroom lol, that is not sanitary...

 

First of all the toilet seat is the cleanest part of most public bathrooms. Thanks Mythbusters.

 

ANd what the hell is "fressier" actually don't answer, I don't freakin care!

[BigMoneyNacku]

Andawg ]

Tha-Truth ]

I would not take a dump in a public restroom lol, that is not sanitary...

 

First of all the toilet seat is the cleanest part of most public bathrooms. Thanks Mythbusters.

 

ANd what the hell is "fressier" actually don't answer, I don't freakin care!

 

I don't care how "clean" the seats are. When you see shit and piss sprayed all over the stall, it's disgusting.

[Neoblackhound]

BigMoneyNacku ]

Andawg ]

Tha-Truth ]

I would not take a dump in a public restroom lol, that is not sanitary...

 

First of all the toilet seat is the cleanest part of most public bathrooms. Thanks Mythbusters.

 

ANd what the hell is "fressier" actually don't answer, I don't freakin care!

 

I don't care how "clean" the seats are. When you see shit and piss sprayed all over the stall, it's disgusting.

Exactly no one will do go in that condition.

[Deutscher75]

you just need to learn how to squat over the toilet and hope that the splash doesn't get on the back of your pants...

 

and I'm not gay Deadly...ask your momma how you were born

[Guest [iLL] Andawg]

All this talk about what you're doing with your asses makes me think you all are gay

[Chili327]

Exactly..

They're all worried about a germ on their butt cheek. lol

[Neoblackhound]

Chili-Palmer ]

Exactly..

They're all worried about a germ on their butt cheek. lol

Ok so tell me if I pissed or took a shit on the seat your gonna go sit on it? No your not so xP. I never have to go that bad I never really need to use the portapottys lol Ill just piss on your car lol.

[Chili327]

Where is it that you are at that there is SHIT & PISS all over the seat in every stall you look at..!?

[Guest [iLL] Andawg]

Stop in at any job site and poke your head into one of the porta johns, it seems that guys with tool belts can't hit the hole right. Out of either end.

[Chili327]

Well i guess it depends on where you are at, i wasn't thinking Outhouses, Sporting events, & Concerts.. I was thinking Restaurants, & Stores.

 

I mean seriously if you went to take a survey of how many toilets had shit on them & how many didn't, i know i wouldn't find the majority all fucked up. ;D

[Guest [iLL] Andawg]

Chili-Palmer ]

Well i guess it depends on where you are at, i wasn't thinking Outhouses, Sporting events, & Concerts.. I was thinking Restaurants, & Stores.

 

I mean seriously if you went to take a survey of how many toilets had shit on them & how many didn't, i know i wouldn't find the majority all fucked up. ;D

 

That's all yours. Tell me what you find, and I don't need pictures thanks.

[Chili327]

No Thanks.. lol

[Neoblackhound]

Chili-Palmer ]

Where is it that you are at that there is SHIT & PISS all over the seat in every stall you look at..!?

Dude its everywhere.