No, tomorrow is the rapture. Where you get to watch everyone fly into the sky naked. Unless your one of them. The end of the world is October-something.
Anywho, back on topic, don't rule anything out on patents. Certain corporations have filed patents on certain plants and vegetables and have actually successfully sued farmers when these particular plants were found in the fields.
So essentially, the US patents office allowed corporations to patent a life form. So anything is possible.